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Old 08-23-2017, 10:50 AM   #31 (permalink)
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the point being that my answer would be "no" because the best things in life are actually free provided you afford rent and something to eat
Drugs aren't free. And don't gimme that oh but it grows in the wild BS because we both know the good **** was cultivated in someone's basement.
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Old 08-23-2017, 10:54 AM   #32 (permalink)
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doesn't peyote grow naturally mannn
I could find that **** right now if I wanted to go look
And what are you going to do once you find it? Just chomp it?

My point still stands.
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Old 08-23-2017, 11:12 AM   #33 (permalink)
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honestly I have no idea drugland
You'd have to extract it. It's pretty simple tbh. BUT NOT FREE. SAD!

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but say MDMA, is pointless by yourself, and it's the best QED
It has its place. I think shrooms are my favourite.
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Old 08-23-2017, 11:45 AM   #34 (permalink)
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I propose a third option: You can keep the money and interact with people, but you are required to live in Florida and can never leave.
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Old 08-23-2017, 11:46 AM   #35 (permalink)
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the point being that my answer would be "no" because the best things in life are actually free provided you can afford rent and something to eat

and no face to face contact would drive even the most anti-social people literally insane
That sounds like half the fun tbh.
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It has its place. I think shrooms are my favourite.
i knew there was a reason we get along.
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Old 08-23-2017, 12:17 PM   #37 (permalink)
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the point being that my answer would be "no" because the best things in life are actually free provided you can afford rent and something to eat

and no face to face contact would drive even the most anti-social people literally insane
Oh, ok. I just didn't get the relevance originally.
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Drugs aren't free. And don't gimme that oh but it grows in the wild BS because we both know the good **** was cultivated in someone's basement.
Or in the jungles of Colombia...
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I propose a third option: You can keep the money and interact with people, but you are required to live in Florida and can never leave.
Even Uncle Eggnog would not be that cruel!
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You can indeed go outside (the house has massive private grounds) but alone. Your horses will be cared for and prepared for you by your ostlers, grooms etc but they will not be present when you go to the stable to mount up. You can have all the animals you like: you can also, if you so wish, contribute large sums to animal charities, or any other charity you wish. You can shop online and your delivered goods will be brought to a specific room in the mansion set aside for that purpose.

Or, knowing you, a suite of rooms!

I love the idea of the less-than-perfect smash-and-grabatons! You can just imagine the conversation: "Hey! That robot didn't pay!"
"Oh yeah, that's one of the robots belonging to that odd woman who lives up at the big house on the hill. Don't worry: she always wires the payment later, including any damages. Bottle of Jack, was it? Hmm: looks like the robot took the last one..."

Point of interest: what's that Russian-looking sig of yours mean?
Oh, it's Greek actually-- it's an epithet of Hecate meaning "goddess of the lower world wearing golden sandals and drinking blood".

And yes, I'll need a suite of rooms for my gramophone collection and miscellaneous hoarded ephemera, definitely.

Oh and I'd have lots of pet servals because look at them:

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Is it legal to send spiders through the mail?
I've wondered this many times. Who wouldn't love surprise spiders in their mailbox? I'm sure it is legal; after all, on Amazon you can get boxes of earthworms and cockroaches etc delivered to wherever.
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