If You Could Come Back As Anything...
 

Who gives a **** whether or not reincarnation exists, let's assume/pretend it does. If so, what would you most like to come back as? Can be anything (for the purposes of this thread anyway): animal, vegetable or mineral. And why that thing?

i would like to come back as a mod

A mineral. Cause growing children need me.

I'd come back as a mayfly to get that **** over with.

Oh wait, I'd come back as gluten-free chocolate so I'd die inside of a snooty white bitch.

Ant.

A dog with a good owner

I'd come back as God.

You wouldn't want to, for instance, be a supermodel's bra? ;)
Wow. I did not know you liked Anteater that much. I mean, he's a cool guy, but coming back as him? Hmm.

So, you wouldn't exist? ;)

At least I'd get to find out.

I'd like to come back as a demigod.

I'd come back as a bird so...

I'd come back as a comet. Travel far, see sights, eventually crash violently into a world and destroy it.

Gaia

knowing my luck i would get eaten like a week into it

Knowing your luck I'd be the one to eat you.

The Immortal QwertLord

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THIS IS MY 666TH POST.


Okay, carry on :D

I'd come back as one of Kate Uptons anal beads.

I'd be willing to come back as her toilet paper.

I'd come back as her socks.

I’d be her boyfriend’s condom

That's the best one :D

Classic Hawk.

I'd come back as a cool person

Thank you

ffs

I was joking.

Would have to be Lana Del Rey.

socks are gross and sweaty. real men would pick sandals or heels.

im guessing

im no foot ***

I’d come back as your tampon.

The foot community is diverse.

Really. No need to be so binary qwertyy

sorry didnt mean to foot shame

Yeah but then your entire being has to latch onto a dick and then experience the inevitable fate of being quickly discarded into a trash can.

Now I'm depressed, poor Jonny.

Working Class Hero

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