Like we all haven't been there before. Pshh.

I was always impressed that Flyingpig stayed faithful to the prostitute he wasn't even paying for sex.

I'd hang around too if it was free.

I'm sure if he got it for free he would have told us ad nauseum.

You said he wasn't paying for sex.

If it's because he wasn't getting any, then that's like me saying I'm not paying for a McLaren.

Bro, have you read the saga of Flyingpig? The man who obsessed over a heroin addict hooker he occasionally had fleeting conversations with while walking to and from bars? His nemesis Derrick? The greatest thing to ever happen to MB?!

I thought Derrick was his roommate?

I've perused some of it. Kinda meh.

Oh yeah Paul was his nemesis.

No sense of drama smh.