And then there's your self-important ass.

Self-important? I don't think you know me very well.

He got to know your donkey when he was hiding in the bushes.

I see what you did there. :clap:

I'll be honest I don't remember any of these posts.

You should go watch some awesome Numberphile videos.

Who are you?

DwnWthVwls from NJ. 33/male/white privileged.

You wouldn't happen to have a sexy beard I could throw pencils at to see if they get stuck would you?