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Stole from Dick's Sporting Goods?!? That's it. I retract my previous enthusiasm and disavow completely.
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They banned me cause I'm dyslexic and thought the store was called Sporting Good Dicks.
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When was your last bowel movement in your bed?
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Same.
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NorCal restaurant refuses to serve customers wearing masks, could face license suspension.
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dang turning away biz nas in a economic depression guess the owner of the restaurant is super rich and does not need money to hold his beliefs over profit |
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You know, if Obama was still president, Republicans would probably be even more fervent in not wearing masks as a dumb political statement. Imagine how Republicans would've reacted if Obama said: "We should all be wearing masks to protect each other" - we'd get responses like: "Obama is literally trying to institute sharia law!! He's trying to take away our freedoms!!"
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If Obama were still president the American death toll would probably be about 10% of what it is under Trump. His administration did a fantastic job controlling Ebola. There would still be weird outliers refusing to take basic measures but Obama wouldn’t be throwing fuel on the fire. Spreading the virus wouldn’t be a normalized patriotic rite of passage under anyone but Trump.
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Yea, the anti mask sentiment during a pandemic is probably the dumbest culture war this country ever engaged in.
Watching that recent Chris Wallace interview with Trump was surreal even though I should be used to it. Just the complete refusal to engage with reality is difficult to imagine in any other president. Like another president would try to explain away inconvenient yet irrefutable facts where as Trump just denies them. |
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Nobody recognizes elephants faster or better than Donald Trump, nobody. |
My favorite quotes are probably:
"We won two world wars. Two beautiful world wars..." "Joe [Biden] doesn't even know he's alive..." |
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I'm telling you jwb, if they actually debate, the entertainment value will be through the roof. It would make up entirely for the possibility of no NFL season. |
https://www.parkinsons.va.gov/resour...st-English.pdf
I wouldn’t be able to remember the numbers and especially not in reverse. |
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He really peaked in 16. "I like the ones who don't get caught." That was peak Trump. |
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I remember in 2008 thinking it was real sort of novelty and source of entertainment to watch Ron Paul go on his old man rants about how America's foreign policy is harmful on the stage of the Republican primary debates and the wild outraged reactions that would draw.
Little did I know in less than a decade we'd have a guy dissing POWs and accusing his opponent's dad of possibly being involved in the Kennedy assassination. |
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If he's too much of a bully to Joe, people will likely be sympathetic to Joe. He got in some good digs at Hillary too. HRC: "It's an awfully good thing that someone with the temperament of Donald Trump is not in charge of the law in our country" DJT: "Because you'd be in jail". Quote:
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They'd probably just repeat their talking points to each other. They're too far apart economically to have a meaningful exchange imo. A presidential debate is no place to get into the weeds. It's about slogans and theatrics.
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But what they agree on might be illuminating. |
Passengers cheer as ‘Karen’ is kicked off flight for refusing to wear mask
https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost....ring-mask/amp/ I find it difficult to believe that people are willingly getting on airplanes. “It’s 9/11 for someone on every flight!” Good thing America invested billions in TSA. Gotta stay safe. |
Not that it isn't logical to be scared of crowds right now but you are kind of a hypochondriac as far as I can tell.
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All of that is true but you still sound like a hypochondriac
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I have to go back this winter to get rechecked for lung cancer and I’m not even sweating it. This **** is different. |
You heard him. We LITERALLY fought a war. |
That black dude bagging their groceries should be able to tell those Nazis to bag their own ****ing groceries without any consequences. But I'm sure Walmart would fire him and tell him that he should serve people who think he's subhuman cause when he's on the clock he is subhuman as far as they're concerned.
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https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...hrows-n1235471
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Didn’t anybody help this woman off the floor?
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FAKE NEWS A Delta flight out of Detroit had to turn around because of two *******s wouldn’t mask up |
Trump is promoting a literal witch doctor
Every time I think we've reached the climax of our absurdity I am proven wrong |
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