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Old 12-06-2021, 06:43 AM   #241 (permalink)
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Donald Trump says his planned Twitter rival TRUTH Social has raised $1BN in investment and vows he'll use it to 'end censorship and political discrimination'
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Old 12-10-2021, 09:07 PM   #242 (permalink)
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Little story I just wrote...

Fake News


Welcome to PatrioTalk, where you can meet other Patriots just like you!

Username: Freedom1001
Password: ******

[Freedom1001 has joined the chat.]

Freedom1001: Sup dude
Texas99: Sup
Freedom1001: Fukkin dems dude
Texas99: yeh.
Texas99: wot pacifically
Freedom1001: fukkin fake news dude. #Stopthesteal
Texas99: fukk dude
Freedom1001: yeah nuttin dey wont stop at
Texas99: wot dey up to? Spill dude
Freedom1001: u aint herd dude? Fuk wer u bin?
Texas99: where havent i been dude [grinning emoji][ascii of womens genitals]
Freedom1001: Rite on dude. [animated high five emoji]
Texas99: so dese dems den wots the story dued
Texas99: dude
Texas99: ?
Freedom1001: smae old same old dude. Fake news
Freedom1001: same
Texas99: yeah but wot they at
Freedom1001: do anyting to steal votes dude. Fukkin alien invashun
Texas99: [alien emoji][shock emoji]
Freedom1001: [grin emoji]
Texas99: yeh der cummin 4 us dude. Better vote dem quick


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Amendment2911: dudes u seen cnn
Texas99: fuk off dude fake news
Amendment2911: looks real guys. Check it out.

[video embed: CNN report on alien attack on New York. Thousands killed. Queens disintegrated. State of emergency declared. Air force scrambled. White House evacuated]


Freedom1001: dey'll fake anything to stop us voting
Freedom1001: anyting
Texas99: yeh. Run away cowardz.
Freedom1001: Trump sez just a dem trick
Amendment2911: Looks real tho

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TheRealDonaldTrump: JUST ANOTHER DEM TRICK WANNA ASSURE ALL PATRIOTS NO NEED TO WORRY!!! GET OUT THERE AND VOTE FOR ME!!! LIBERAL HOLLYWOOD MEDIA IN ON IT!!! FAKE NEWS!!!!! DONT BE FOLLED!!!!!!

Freedom1001: Yes SIR!
Texas99: Right on Sir!

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Freedom1001: see? Toldya
Texas99: Take more than a few fake reports to scare REAL repubs!
Freedom1001: Yeah
Texas99: U voted yet dude?
Freedom1001: In line as we speak
Texas99: [high five emoji]


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GOVERNORS OFFICE OF NEW YORK: THIS IS NOT A DRILL! PLEASE MAKE YOUR WAY TO THE NEAREST EVACUATION STATION! THE CITY IS IN FLAMES! GOVERNMENT HAS COLLAPSED! I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

Texas99: fuk off pinko
Freedom1001: fake news

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Amendment2911: dudes its real i'm here in new york wer bein overrun. Fukkin ali

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TheRealDonaldTrump: JUST ANOTHER DEM TRICK WANNA ASSURE ALL PATRIOTS NO NEED TO WORRY!!! GET OUT THERE AND VOTE FOR ME!!! LIBERAL HOLLYWOOD MEDIA IN ON IT!!! FAKE NEWS!!!!! DONT BE FOLLED!!!!!!

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california is gone! California is gone!

[video embed: NBC News: America reeling from shock of huge alien attack. Entire west coast destroyed. California gone. God have mercy on us]

Texas99: good fx
Freedom1001: nah u can c wer its photosopped
Freedom1001: photoshopped

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MarcoRubio: save urselves its all over!!

[video embed: Fox News report: President Trump has slammed as fake news footage reportedly released by his opponents showing him boarding a purpose-built escape spacecraft as America burns. His press office confirms President Trump is going to take personal control of a defence fleet that has been waiting behind the third moon of Pluto, which is definitely a planet, despite what the fake liberal news media say #MakePlutoGreatAgain. In other news, traitor Dr. Anthony Faucci's planned hanging has been postponed WE APOLOGISE FOR THE LOSS OF VIDEO SIGNA - ]

[video embed: CNN report a direct hit by an alien laser torpedo on the broadcasting headquarters of FOX News. We'll try to SIGNAL LOST]

[video embed: MSNBC: reporting alien fleet heading towards Tex SIGNAL LOST]

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MTG: JEWS AND MUSLIMS JEWS AND MUSLIMS AMERICA AMERICA FREEDOM JESUS PRAIZE GOD!!

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Freedom1001: Fake news. Let them try to take Texas, huh dude?
Freedom1001: Dude?
Freedom1001: u kick der ass dude rite?
Freedom1001: rite?
Freedom1001: dude?
Freedom1001: dude?
Freedom1001: uh, dude?
Freedom1001: uh, anyone?
Freedom1001: hello?
Freedom1001: [scared emoji]

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TheRealDonaldTrump: JUST ANOTHER DEM TRICK WANNA ASSURE ALL PATRIOTS NO NEED TO WORRY!!! GET OUT THERE AND VOTE FOR ME!!! LIBERAL HOLLYWOOD MEDIA IN ON IT!!! FAKE NEWS!!!!! DONT BE FOLLED!!!!!!

Freedom1001: Sir? Sir? Are we in are we in danger sir?
Freedom1001: Sir?

TheRealDonaldTrump: JUST ANOTHER DEM TRICK WANNA ASSURE ALL PATRIOTS NO NEED TO WORRY!!! GET OUT THERE AND VOTE FOR ME!!! LIBERAL HOLLYWOOD MEDIA IN ON IT!!! FAKE NEWS!!!!! DONT BE FOLLED!!!!!!

Freedom1001: Sir?

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Old 12-10-2021, 11:33 PM   #243 (permalink)
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Laser torpedo?
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Old 12-11-2021, 05:08 AM   #244 (permalink)
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Laser torpedo?
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Old 12-11-2021, 08:38 AM   #245 (permalink)
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Hillary Clinton predicts Trump will run again in 2024, calling it a 'make-or-break point' for the nation and a chance to stand up to his 'lies' and 'disinformation'
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Old 12-11-2021, 11:57 AM   #246 (permalink)
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Trump will be the same age Biden was when he won. I fully think Biden was too old to be running for president but I'm sure we'll hear none of the excessive age talk from conservatives about Trump being 78 years old during the election.
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Old 12-11-2021, 07:03 PM   #247 (permalink)
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He'll be "experienced", "seasoned", "a veteran of one of the most successful single terms in US history" and so on. And of course, like Kim Jong Wotsit, he's immortal and can't die, so there is that.
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Old 12-14-2021, 09:24 AM   #248 (permalink)
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Don Jr and Fox news hosts sent frantic texts to Mark Meadows during Jan. 6 riot urging Trump to 'condemn this sh*t' as it 'got out of hand', committee reveals as it unanimously votes 9-0 to hold him in contempt of Congress
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I think everyone who's not a Trumpist holds him in contempt.
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Trump will launch his new social media platform TRUTH on February 21, Presidents Day, after being valued at $5.3 billion
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