I just looked up Romanian prison conditions and apparently they've managed to have bed bugs but no beds. Have fun, Andy.

https://www.coe.int/en/web/cpt/-/cou...h%20bed%20bugs.

Multiple rape allegations from the UK with a recording of him admitting it and they decided it wasn't sufficient enough evidence.

fun fact: bed bugs don't actually need beds to survive

We had a massive problem with them in the program. My first experience with them. Apparently some drug addicts are of the opinion that if you smoke a bed bug with a crack pipe it gets you high. I'm not making this up lol.

Thanks, Professor Buzzkill.

If the idea of crackheads smoking bed bugs to try to get high kills your buzz then I don't want you in my life

Teacher's pet factual corrections kill my buzz. The story was just an excuse. It is a good story though.

What are you even talking about? The "bed bugs don't actually need beds" thing? Lol.

Bro, I know you. You saw a factual inaccuracy you could exploit to make yourself look smart with a fun story and you raised your hand to "Well actually" the whole class.

Which factual error did I rush to correct is all I'm asking. Cause the "bed bugs don't actually need beds" comment was completely tongue in cheek.

Bitch don't be coy, you ****ing loser.