I think she'd probably smell you on the strap-on.

Like I said, she doesn't have to know.

Are you implying that I should clean my strap-on after it gets used?

Depends on who you used it on before. And where. I have a fetish of strap ons smelling like shit.

Well, then have I got the synthetic phallus for you!

Roxy's hot.

That is all.

WpnFire's one sexy mofo.

That's not all but I don't wanna embarrass the young lad.

Roxy? More like sexy.

I could continue but I won't. That is, unless Roxy wants me too.

I wish Grogsy posted more. She seems like a nice individual who fits her avatar.

The point is that if you're in a no-win argument with someone and want to back out of it before you say something you'll regret, you can Ignore their posts. Therefore you don't get angry about what they may continue to say to or about you. They also can't PM you and annoy you. The only real drawback is if someone quotes them, you can see what they said. Sometimes, in extreme circumstances, when someone just won't leave you alone and every time you come online they jump at you, no matter what, even if you haven't said anything to them, it's the only way to maintain both your sanity and your dignity (and avoid a ban).

I speak from bitter, bitter experience. Without the Ignore option here I would have ended up talking, shouting, screaming and cursing myself into a ban. Some people just affect me that way, no matter how much I try not to let them. They are, thankfully, very few and far between.

That's fine if the person you're Ignoring is level-headed and reasonable and you can talk it out, but when they just hit you with torrents of abuse, even w hen you weren't talking to them, get involved in all your business and constantly say nasty things about you and others, there's no talking to that person and every time you see their posts it's just going to annoy you and possibly cause a backlash. I don't like drama (except on TV) and I don't like confrontation. I don't care if it is seen as a cop-out, I still believe that in the cases I used the Ignore (three only) I did the right thing, for me, at the time, and for my continued enjoyment of this forum.

Ummm.... I feel stangely creeped out here.

You are young enough to be my son. Please refrain from speaking to me, or I'll call the police. Again.

Wpnfire's young enough to be your son? I thought he was in his twenties.

Punch em in throat.

I'm pretty sure she's pushing fifty.

Best 50 you ever saw^.

i assume you're joking.. i thought you were closer to my age. though you could be serious. there was a chick at my college who was 40 something who i would've sworn was in her 20's. it seems like a waste that she was married tbh.

Im 30. I turned 30 this past August brother.

See database.

so how old is wpnfire then. i guess you could still be his mom though since you're black.

Huh?

it was a racist joke about black people breeding early.

Guess you could be stereotyping me, cause you know, YOU SHOT LINCOLN.
But ya know who can really tell anymore.

i didn't shoot lincoln, it was my (supposed) cousin who did. and yea racist jokes by definition rely on stereotypes. but i'm not really that racist (i say 'that racist' cause to me everyone is a little racist), i just say the **** to your face that most white people will only say when it's only other white people in the room.

State of this thread.

I think racist jokes are overdone. Its just not that funny to me anymore, we need new stereotypes. That being said, good on ya JWB, pretty sure 'black women can be anyone's mom' is borderline innovative.

You love chocolate so just hush.

i'll take it.

let me also take this opportunity apologize in advance to the black community before i become the next michael richards. i have had many good friends who were black and i didn't even monitor them when they were in my house, so trust me i'm not racist.

You should have watched me closer.
Your chouch is gone. ;)

You should have watched me closer.
Your chouch is gone. ;)

aw, man. a typo and a double post. it's a shame that there isn't a stereotype for me to link that to your race in any way.

You mean an uneducated former cult member?

There couldn't possibly any sterotypes for that....

Just do it.

lol former cult member?

I don't know what she means by former cult member. She still a Republican.

Yes. **** you laughin for?

But you didn't mention my incredibly witty Heaven's Gate reference.

I don't know, why you insist on persecuting me. I feel like you are waiting outside my window
with a tank, and want to break inside and take my guns away.

Branch Davidians... they're like the Bobafets of the conservatives.

:laughing:

i didn't get it. still don't tbh lol

They're the... elite mercenaries of conservatism?

I guess. I don't know. I just thought it was funny. I think maybe I'm still drunk.