Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1528857)

Chula I'll trade you any day. I'd rather be set in life with a hot wife and awesome sex life than still living at home trying to make it as a 28 yr old broke college manchild with no significant other.

Quit yer bitchin! :)

Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1528862)

We're both 54 and haven't had sex in at least a year. Reasons being both emotional and physical. We're on the verge of losing the jobs we've had for the last 17 years and hoped to retire from. I have an adult child suffering from mental illness living in my garage and I have no clue what happens when I get too old to care for him.

Wanna trade?

Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1528864)

Pet Sounds: Someone i've grown to like more and more as time goes on. Definitely a good member here and I hope he sticks around for a long time.

Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1528871)

-10 years and you got a deal!

Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1528871)

Ki: You're just kissing his ass cause your too lazy to finish what you started even though your still posting here :thumb:

Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1528839)

Originally Posted by Exo_ (Post 1528841)

I'm right there with you brother.






























































































































*splash*

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1528898)

*splat*

Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1528864)

Pet Sounds: Someone i've grown to like more and more as time goes on. Definitely a good member here and I hope he sticks around for a long time.

Originally Posted by RoxyRollah (Post 1528750)

My response to making you feel like an utter turd bucket is this:
Just because I vote right,don' t mean that I agree with every single thought or veiw that my party does.I know the difference between blind devotion and being able to think for myself.

Im not senstive dude,I just dont like to be accosted over my veiws.Im sorry that does bother me.Because. ppl let their dislike of the party or America, get the better of them and assume that I agree with every single bit of garbage they spew,withoit bothering to find out what my actual feelibgs and thoughts are.Seek first to understand brother. I get that **** enough from my family.You have any idea how crazy **** gets in a room full of faaaaaar left people being the only conservative.Id almost rather go to a ****ing klan ralley,id be more accepted.

Edit: on my phone mock away with my typos.

Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth (Post 1528987)

lol trust me i know how annoying liberals can be. i'm pretty leftist myself and they even annoy the **** out of me. i had a jewish step-aunt (sorta) who was like the living breathing california vegan cat-loving cliche. she once made an hour long argument on thanksgiving out of the fact that my dad was "blowing smoke in her face" by going outside and having a cigarette cause the windows were open and thus technically there was no air-tight barrier between the smoking and non-smoking sections of the residence.

Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1528997)

I love stinky ghetto people with no self-control who want to have a face like a bulldog and a tongue like a caterpillar.

Originally Posted by MasterBaggins (Post 1529036)

I'm going to assume that you're all terrible and deserve no sex for months on end.
Unless you pay me money.

Originally Posted by MasterBaggins (Post 1529036)

Even though I have absolutely no idea how any of you people act, I'm going to assume that you're all terrible and deserve no sex for months on end.
Unless you pay me money.

But I'm looking forwards to getting to know the lot of you lunatics. The normal people, I'm not interested in.

Originally Posted by WhateverDude (Post 1529114)

I like this one.

Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1529040)

tell me about your hair and I might get my wallet out.

Originally Posted by WhateverDude (Post 1529114)

I like this one.

Originally Posted by Pet_Sounds (Post 1529127)

Little button to the right of the big "Quote" button. Quote as many posts as you like, then hit reply.

Originally Posted by MasterBaggins (Post 1529121)

I'm flattered, but you're leaving out my other personalities.

Edit: Is there a way to quote multiple posts in one thing? And yes, I'm whoever you're talking about, if that means I get to inherit their possesions

Originally Posted by MasterBaggins (Post 1529120)

Please don't whip it out of me! P-L-E-A-S-E don't!

Originally Posted by Pet_Sounds (Post 1529117)

Reminds me a bit of that guy Hades, Lord of the Dead who suddenly disappeared.

Originally Posted by WhateverDude (Post 1529114)

I like this one.

Originally Posted by MasterBaggins (Post 1529121)

I'm flattered, but you're leaving out my other personalities.

Originally Posted by MasterBaggins (Post 1529120)

Please don't whip it out of me! P-L-E-A-S-E don't!

Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1529130)

stuff

Originally Posted by WhateverDude (Post 1529131)

stuff

Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1529132)

I take it you don't have great hair.

No luvvin action for you, sir/madame.

Originally Posted by Pet_Sounds (Post 1529138)

It's cause you don't have fifteen posts yet; once you do, you'll be able to post links.

Originally Posted by Machine (Post 1529140)

I like this one a lot, I was never this outgoing when I got here, I'm still not.

Originally Posted by MasterBaggins (Post 1529155)

Yeah, it keeps reminding me, not that I'll be posting much anything else from the internet anyway.



You just need a big hug or something. Or speed.

Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1528901)

Who goes *splash* on rocks?



Fixed.

Originally Posted by Machine (Post 1529165)

Probably both :laughing:

Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1529174)

I don't know about either of you, but if I fell on a bunch of rocks I'd probably go "son of a fucking bitch, what the fuck".