The world is confusing, naht me. :pimp:

i'm friend zoning you. as in we're friends now.

gee whiz, now you know how Paul feels!

You have no room to complain about Paul and Manky. You goof around and goof around, to the point it bothers some people and when they react you think "hey what's their problem?" when it's your own tomfoolery that pushes them over the edge. Sorry, you can't have it both ways, you can't be the provocateur and pretend to be innocent at the same time.

Yea 216.

You want my honest advice? Well, I'll be happy to give you some. If I were you, I would work as hard as I can until I've squirreled away enough savings to go out and try to buy some seeds. Then I'd work even harder until I could afford an adequate amount of fertilizer. Lastly, I'd work my fingers to the bone in overtime until I was the proud owner of a solid plot of land down south. I would then I would go there and attempt to grow some balls.

Someone's jimmies are going to be seriously rustled now.

burning down, you know i deny bait :wave:


neo ya said it yourself bud. i goof around. big difference between goofing and being serious. i believe you were even there when smeem went off the deep end on me for no reason lol. so lets not pretend they are in any wya similar cause youre smart enough to know the difference

That's fucking IT. I've HAD IT.


1. My name is S_M-E-E-N-U-S. With a fucking *N*. I asked you and asked you and ASKED you REPEATEDLY to PLEASE get my name right. The more I said it, the more more you came off with that idiotic "smeem". Including the night you're talking about. TWICE.

2. You then decided in Plug to say something about me (again with the stupid "smeem") being the ganja king or something like that. I would've thought I'd made it abundantly clear that I'm a recovered alcoholic, and in fact I heard you say later that you knew that I had substance abuse issues. So it shouldn't be a surprise that I don't find that one little bit funny. And I said so in no uncertain terms. I said (as close to verbatim as memory allows)

"FUCK THAT. I would rather suck on the tailpipe of a running car than a bong". (For the record, this would also be true of the barrel of a loaded gun)

Your response to that was "what kind of car?". That PISSED me off. Still does. That's not "joking around", that's baiting me.

3, And you then took it to tinychat, and was playing the victim and oh poor me, smeem (grrrr) (actually now that I remember it that's when you decided to prove that you knew my name is Smeenus) went off on me over nothing". Well, my life is no fucking joke. Maybe yours is. In any case, the mods (BD) told you to knock it off, that you were baiting me. You're STILL baiting me. Weeks later.

And so here we are. Yes, I'm taking the bait, but you're baiting me. All this is calculated to get under my skin. You PROVE that by continuing to address me as "smeem" when you know I don't like it. Just to be clear, almost everything about you pisses me off. I hate the stupid affectation in the way you post, we all know that you know where your shift key is, we all know that you know how to spell or at least spell check, we all know that you know where the G key is and that it belongs at the end of the ING suffix. But all that is my problem. I also hate just about every opinion of yours, and I think some of them (especially the misogyny and the homophobia) are calculated to offend for the sake of stirring shit, but that's also my problem.

But if you keep posting this shit, about how you're just kidding around and I'm just unreasonable, you're baiting. I'm done with it. Stop posting about me. Don't fecking talk to me in Plug. Stop calling me smeem. In fact I would prefer that you don't speak of me in any way. You don't exist. I opened this particular post because I knew it was going to be about me, trust me I usually don't see anything you post. That will continue unless or until I'm made aware you're not letting this go. I want no part of you. Leave it that way. Leave me alone.

I know I'm no saint. I know I'm not everyone's cup of tea. I'm determined however to set the record straight, I had a reason to react that night.

Mods, if you don't see it fit to post this, I will understand.

I misspoke, chatbox not tinychat

Yo Paul Wall did you pick theat avatar because it looks like he is holding his thin massive phallace?

dude i wasnt baiting at all i think you honestly just got it twisted

i never said a thing bad about you a single time and never knew about your substance problems. how would i possibly know that. i thought you were cool cause we both like american sports especially baseball and those types of ppl are few and far between. you have called me tons of things and implied i was homophobic and stuff more than once and all i did was compliment your moustache

you said youd rather suck a tailpipe than a bong and i said 'what kinda car' and i dont think thats offensive and its an obvious joke. we were playin around in plug and that was it but you just took it to another level cursing me out. then i wasnt tryin to play victim, i was just sayin exactly what happened. exactly what we both agreed happened. and you said ya blocked or ignored me which i was like damn, cause we both like sports and i wanted to talk about the games with someone on here. again i dont know why ya think id know about your history of drugs or whatever, but even given that i think the joke was light hearted and not a big deal

i really dont wanna bait you or get under your skin. from my p.o.v. i made a funny joke and you blew up and it didnt make much sense. yea we do have a lot of different opinions on social stuff i guess but ive backed up every thought of mine and will always do that cause its stuff i believe in.

you can just keep ignorin me or blockin me or whatever man thats up to you obviously but i think you have a thought theres a ot of hate in my messages when its just not the case or has ever been the case