It's only natural.

So are flies

and farts

I wouldn't know. They're all always flying around you so I've never even seen one.

Nice try, Batty, but unfortunately for you I have photographic evidence (including recent photographic evidence) that would indicate otherwise. :)

What you can't see is the carpet of dead bugs around you that have been lured into the "Death Zone" around your armpits.

just **** each other already

This is so 3rd grade; I love it.

Shut up hipster prefect.

Someone has to set an example for you hooligans.