Is this a literal or a metaphorical train? If the former, is this about the hookers, or the property destruction?

Depends in your mood.

lol. i like you, trollheart. you have a real knack for making corny dad jokes.

Surely a spanking wouldn't be out of the question, I imagine?

When I saw Freebase was the last poster on this thread, I got kind of excited. :(

Heh... you have no idea.

A spanking is never out of the question.... ;)

Mondo Bungle - Really helped me get into some great shit, and is probably one of my favorite members on this board, sorry if I haven't talked to you much lately, man.

Frownland - Pretty much what happens when you put psychedelics, Beefheart, Zorn, and shake it up in a bottle till mixed. Heat on low for a few days, scrape that black shit out of the bottom, mix with a bit of cannabis, smoke, and have a trip that destroys everything you ever thought you knew.

WD - Thinks I'm attractive, which I can dig, and understands my instabilities which is rad.

Being referred to as a drug can only be a compliment. I'll take it.

Thanks man. I like you too. You're one of those rare people who just don't give a **** what people think of you, aren't you? That's to be complimented. Wish you were kinder to animals though. Oh well. Happy Christmas anyway!

Hey: Happy Christmas to all my friends and my many --- er, sorry, few, if any --- enemies here on Music Banter! :beer: No, I'm not drunk! :beer: I'm not, really... :beer: :beer: :beer: