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Old 08-19-2014, 06:34 PM   #5161 (permalink)
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I haven't had sex in 2 years, and I couldn't care less. I need da fwends, hang outs, make mix tapes, be forever happy.
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Old 08-19-2014, 09:24 PM   #5162 (permalink)
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Old 08-19-2014, 09:52 PM   #5163 (permalink)
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There is?
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Old 08-19-2014, 10:15 PM   #5164 (permalink)
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There is?
Yeah, I read about it on the internet.
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Old 08-19-2014, 11:23 PM   #5165 (permalink)
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I'll go get the ladder.
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Old 08-20-2014, 09:35 AM   #5166 (permalink)
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Okay I haven't had sex in a year, anyone up for it? Time to get rid of the cobwebs.
I haven't had sex in 18 years. I think that means I win. Or is that a loss?
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Old 08-20-2014, 09:49 AM   #5167 (permalink)
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I haven't had sex in 18 years. I think that means I win. Or is that a loss?
This is fixable in GA no?
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Old 08-20-2014, 09:58 AM   #5168 (permalink)
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Old 08-20-2014, 09:59 AM   #5169 (permalink)
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This is fixable in GA no?
I don't think so.

It's become a vicious circle - I'm depressed because I can't get a girlfriend (among other reasons), and I can't get a girlfriend because I'm depressed.

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Old 08-20-2014, 10:03 AM   #5170 (permalink)
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I don't think so.

It's become a vicious circle - I'm depressed because I can't get a girlfriend (among other reasons), and I can't get a girlfriend because I'm depressed.

Living the American dream!
Who said you needed a girlfriend to have sex. You've been doing it all wrong.
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