^He doesn't want to be an American Idiot. tough ****.

^ has sex with the oxford english dictionary

^has sex with Delia Smith's 'How to Cook', Volume's 1, 2 and 3.

Refers to it as 'group action'.

Posts videos of it on the internet.

Had to see the doctor about paper cuts...

Should have taken precautions.

^ insists on having tantric food sex with right track

People piss on you. True story.

^EDIT:

Damn you. Jumps into the path of other people's insults.

^ licks off the piss on me

^Loves it.

Is my son (ask your mother).

^ is my brother....now isnt that a tad bit kinky

^Is my sister. And is already pregnant with my child.