False
Person below me has never drank alcohol or done drugs.

false

person below me is dead

Obviously not
Person below me spends too much time on the computer.

true

person below me doesn't have a life

True
Person below me likes being on the bottom if you know what I mean.:pimp:

False

The person below me like "Small Leaks Sink Ships"

never heard of em

the person below me is below me

true

the person below me is a "cat person"

Nope, dog person.

Person below me has 6+ inches of snow outside their house(damn michigan...)

True New York has been getting snow and ice for days
Person below me likes the snow