i bathe so no lol

the person below me likes cats

Heck yes, they're my favorite animal along with birds.
Person below me wants to have sex when they're in their 70's

ew. maybe that will apeal to me then but right now its not on my list of goals lol

the person below me has a strange ability

Not really
The person below me has masterbated to any type of poster?

let's see twice a day for about 8 years, that's 365 x 2 x 8 = about almost 6,000 times
I would say about .5% were to posters, so that would put me at about 300 times, that seems a little much.

The person below me would either want to have a 10" kekker or want to screw a guy w/ a 10" kekker?

Im not answering that
The person below me would bang anything that moves?

no, I wouldn't bang an ant; that moves
person below me thinks their parents are cool

I hate my dad
The person below me would kill me if they saw me?

no, only because I don't want to go to prison, J/K
person below me has a collection of something

Of make up
The person below me has a gae brother like me that I hate and I hope he dies