And you're an American tub of lard. Batman is far too cool an avatar for you.

Never watched a full episode of American Idol, but I've read many a Batman comic, so what now, Juno Beach?

Who did the France give part of their country to in gratitude for taking Vimy Ridge? Plus, Juno was the second-toughest beach (after Omaha, granted).

I'm sorry, I'm too busy living in a country that didn't require a little girl to save them from getting pwned by a country of bumpkins when they had the best army in Europe to answer your question.

I just wrote "the France" and you didn't pick up on it. Loser.

I did, actually, but there are more things to make fun of about France in heaven and earth, Horatio.

May thy knotted and combined locks stand upon end like quills upon the fretful porpentine.

The **** is a "porpentine"?

Ask Shakespeare.

Dude's kinda dead.