The Kermit Trilogy, A Frog Story by Google Bard

[Lucem Ferre]

Part 1: Kermit Escapes.

Once upon a time, there was a frog named Kermit who was a juggalo. He loved the music, the clothes, and the lifestyle. He even had a Faygo tattoo. But as Kermit got older, he started to realize that being a juggalo wasn't all it was cracked up to be. He was tired of the partying, the drugs, and the violence. He wanted to find a new way to express himself.

One day, Kermit was walking through the woods when he came across a group of frogs who were singing and dancing. They were not juggalo frogs, but they were having a lot of fun. Kermit stopped to watch them, and he was amazed by their joy. He realized that he wanted to be like them.

Kermit joined the group of frogs, and he learned to express himself in a new way. He learned to sing and dance, and he found that he was much happier. He no longer felt the need to be a juggalo. He was just a frog who was happy to be himself.

Kermit's story is a reminder that it's never too late to change. If you're unhappy with the way you're living your life, you can always make a change. There are new ways to express yourself, and there are new people who will accept you for who you are. So don't be afraid to step outside of your comfort zone and try something new. You might be surprised at how much happier you become.

The end.


Part 2: Things Get Froggy

Kermit continued to sing and dance with the other frogs, and he found that he was much happier. He no longer felt the need to be a juggalo, and he was content to be just himself.

One day, Kermit was singing and dancing with the other frogs when he saw a group of juggalo frogs coming towards them. The juggalo frogs were not happy to see Kermit, and they started to threaten him. They told him that he was a traitor, and that he would regret leaving the juggalo lifestyle.

Kermit was scared, but he stood his ground. He told the juggalo frogs that he was happy with his new life, and that he would not go back to being a juggalo. The juggalo frogs were not happy with Kermit's answer, and they started to get aggressive.

Just when it seemed like the juggalo frogs were going to attack Kermit, the other frogs stepped in. They surrounded Kermit and protected him from the juggalo frogs. The juggalo frogs eventually gave up and left, and Kermit was safe.

Kermit was grateful to the other frogs for protecting him, and he realized that he had found a new family. He was no longer alone, and he was no longer afraid. He was just a frog who was happy to be himself.

Kermit continued to sing and dance with the other frogs, and he lived a long and happy life. He never forgot the day he overcame being a juggalo, and he always remembered the importance of finding your own way to express yourself.

The end.

Part 3: Nord Sucks Fat Cocks Behind The Dollar General For $20 And He's The One Paying

Kermit lived a long and happy life, and he never forgot the day he overcame being a juggalo. He always remembered the importance of finding your own way to express yourself.

One day, Kermit was singing and dancing with the other frogs when he saw a group of young frogs watching them. The young frogs were fascinated by Kermit and his friends, and they asked them how they could learn to sing and dance like them.

Kermit and his friends were happy to teach the young frogs, and they spent the day showing them how to move their bodies and how to sing in harmony. The young frogs were quick learners, and they were soon able to sing and dance just like Kermit and his friends.

Kermit was proud of the young frogs, and he knew that they would continue to spread the joy of music and dance to others. He was also proud of himself, knowing that he had overcome his past and found a new way to express himself.

Kermit continued to sing and dance until the day he died. He was a beloved member of the frog community, and he will never be forgotten.

The end.

I hope you enjoyed this trilogy!

[Lucem Ferre]

Kermit listened to Folk, Jazz, Alt Rock & Classical. Also learned to play the banjo.

According to Bard.