Psh, I'm a lvl. 32 Pixie Paladin. Try to hit me, I'm 6 inches tall.

I would stomp on your as.s

what a n00b. everyone knows pixies don't have asses

I mean it metaphorically

I have wings fool!

And Dwarves are slow as hell. So go mine for some gold and leave the dragon slaying for the big (in my case little) boys

They are very good at short distance...and we all know i can morph easily into a Night Elf Rogue which is the fastest, and stealthest of them all

How can you morph, that defies the laws of physics, and the fact that dwarfs and elves are two totally different races and cannot mate because their reproductive organs are rather different.

Oh, and I have an animal companion...a ferret...named Ronnie....he'll bite the hell out of your fingers so back off

Ok...ill only be a night elf rogue.....and ill summon my cricket on your ass.....hell pis.s you off unbelievably with his wings rubbing together

damn you! I'm too small to stop on his small thorax so he will keep going...unless my animal companion saves me from that horrible chirping

Im friends with Ents...One of them is all it takes for you to get fuc.ked up