Hah!
 

:laughing: Ok, I read this off a myspace bulletin, but I thought you guys would get a kick out of it

my teacher told me to use each word in a sentence and i did but da bitch still gave me a 'F'.. i wonder y?

1. Hotel -
>> I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the hotel everybody.

2. Dictate -
>> My girlfriend say my dictate good.

3. Catacomb -
>> I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb.

4 Foreclose -
>> If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.

5. Rectum -
>> I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both.

6. Disappointment -
>> My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna
send me back to the joint.

7. Penis -
>> I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.

8. Israel -
>> Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake." He
say, "Bull****, that watch israel."

9. Undermine -
>> There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine.

10. Acoustic -
>> When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the poolhall.

11. Iraq -
>>When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle iraq, you break.

12. Stain -
>>My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?"

13. Fortify -
>>I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" She say "fortify."

14. Income -
>>I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife.

Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word:

> Today's word is: "OMELETTE"

> Let us use it in a sentence.

>>"I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide."

>>Repost if you laughed.<<

:laughing:

1. Hotel -
>> I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the hotel everybody.

2. Dictate -
>> My girlfriend say my dictate good.

those two are the best ones.. hehe

Those two were class [I stole Hobo's word lol]
But the israel one got me haha

Yeah no one uses class around here apart from me ladies.

Jess uses class, too...I think...
Or her's might be "ace"
Not sure...meh