This Is Your Life...
 

Okay so here is how this works. You have to make up a fictional version of the person above you's life. Then the person below you has to make up a fictional version of your life. Like all good games, it carries on as long as you keep it going on for.

So, person below me, tell me my life....

Hobojesus works at a dead-end office job, in a cubicle. The only good thing about his job is that his cubicle is only a short walk to the bathrooms. because of this, he spends hours on MB, which also could be part of the reason he hasn't been promoted yet. He has an internet girlfriend in Dayton Idaho, otherwise known as Bum-F*ck USA. He thinks she looks something like a younger, red-haired version of demi moore, but in reality she actually looks like a younger, red-haired version of michael moore. He is also an avid scrabble player and spends every thursday night at the local seniors home playing some intense scrabble tournaments.

Jibber has never actually skied in her life and only claims to do so because she is an insecure, sad, lonely nonathletic individual with no sporting interests whatsoever.

She in fact works in McDonalds, Calgary branch and watches in envy, the beautiful people who visit that establishment.

Her only hobbies are MB, embroidery and stamp collecting.
Her favourite pass time is collecting train numbers and she can been seen, regularly, at the local train station, pen and note book poised at the ready, in all weather.

Her life ambition is to married with children and to become a doting housewife.
And ultimately possess the most comprehensive collection of train numbers in the world.
An ambition, she knows, will never be fulfilled and it fills her with profound sadness and frustration.

As a baby right-track was left underneath a bridge by his parents. They were having money problems and couldn't cope with another baby. Just as the cold was getting at his little chest, a hooded stranger found him and took little baby RT under his wing.

The stranger in question was Wan King, a mysterious ninja from Tokyo who had come to England to take care of a little 'business.' Wan King was drawn to right-track and he did not know why, but he intended to find out.

As RT grew up, he became more powerful. Wan King watched in awe as RT passed all his training with relative ease. Wan, sensing a darkness in RT's spirit, sent RT out on a mission as a test of loyalty. RT went on the mission, but found out it was to kill his own father who was now the leader of a drug ring. He tried with all his might to kill him, but returned back to Wan King's shelter unsuccessful in his mission.

After this failing Wan dismissed him. RT suddenly burst into an uncontrollable rage, killing Wan and all of his apprentices that were also in the shelter. He then went into hiding, away from the watchful eye of the law and his father...

He now sits in a small dark room, doing everything he needs on his laptop. He orders his food over the net, orders clothes from the internet and has girlfriends over the internet. He has spent so long in the room he has become mentally insane, and now listens to crap like Primal Scream rocking back and forth shouting 'Manchester City' over and over again.

The untold truth of Jesus's long lost son...

At the last supper Jesus got a little drunk on the red wine and ended up copulating with Mona Lisa [[de vinci code, mothas! hehe]]...9 months later, Mona gave birth to a son...ashamed because Jesus had left her and she came from a very religious family, she left the baby on a wagon.

The baby soon grew up to be a teenager, and told the story of how he was Jesus' spawn.

And since he was left on a wagon, and that came to be his home, he came to be known as....

Hobo Jesus.

^ Will write about her life when she gets one

:clap: very creative.. i loved it.. hahaha! cracks me up...

OWNED:clap:

levithian was once the greatest king of all time. his empire was unparralleled and he had all the wealth and virgins he desired. but there was one problem, he couldnt swim. so one day he just said "F it" and jumped into the nearest river. at that exact moment a sea monster was swimming by and swallowed him whole. but levithian was a fighter, he killed the beast by punching out his heart, and now he roams the open seas controlling the beast from the inside with an elaborate system of pulleys and levers. but the poor bastard still cant swim.

:laughing:

i hope ur talking abt judas priest and not me :bringit:

what the f*ck? :confused:

Will forever be stuck in the eighties

:whythis:

Despite it being pointless.

I think Mrs Sensitive, needs to give Mr Sensitive...a good slap. ;)

well.........

Translation: Haba once a boy, taken in poverty, without a penis.

Something must have happened to the first word. Who cares..Translation: I was carried without soul, no feelings and no LOVE.

Another thread ruined by Mr Sensitive's need for attention.

Mr Sensitive's real name is Norbert. He works at a library in Wales, but was born in Scotland. He is part of every minority group that is possible-he is disabled, mentally and physically, he's black but he is a buddhist. Well, he would like to be a buddhist but they will not allow him into the religion because of his major case of Tourettes. When he's not calling the Buddha a FUCKING ESKIMO he is seen being taken to the duck pond by his carers. However, Norbert is a mute. Unfortunately for him, this means that he cannot tell his carers that he is afraid of the ducks. Then after going to his day job at the library he sits at home and plays his CDs. Unfortunately he is deaf.

How can he call buddha a "****ing eskimo" if he is a mute?

He's a talking mute. Like I said, he's in every minority group going.

You obviously do if you're willing to write it up.

as long as its entertaining i'm willing to read it.. my life doesn't go far beyond this computer.. so inlighten me please.

He won't write one up... he's just trying to be clever.

Will become a cam whore.

we need to close this thread it is just a bunch of spam now bcuzz we r WAY off topic...

lolzerrzz!!! liike ya!

Or you could just ignore it and not add to the spam like I have now been forced to do. I take it you want your post count higher?

^ one day hobo jesus was walking and she/he? (sorry) found a sign that said job wanted....inspector so hobo jesus inquired about this poistion and found it to be a inspector of the quality of pre packaged condoms, and was forever scarred when he/she found a used one and has now become terminally afraid of all banna flavored latex items