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Fenixpunk 03-31-2006 01:47 PM

Walmart SCAM!!!!
 
I don't how many of you shop at Walmart, but this may be useful to know.

I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
This happened to me and it could happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts.

It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Walmart.

You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday and also yesterday and most likely tomorrow.


They open at 7:00 ...............

Green Day Rocks 03-31-2006 02:34 PM

ha lol that is funny

Music Is Pwnage 03-31-2006 04:32 PM

I'd do that, but put an empty wallet in my pocket, and then I'd get it all free!

Mama Booze 03-31-2006 05:31 PM

...that didn't seriously happen to you, did it? haha

MURDER JUNKIE 03-31-2006 10:11 PM

That reminds me, I have to go to Walmart to buy a new wallet http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f3...p/badteeth.gif

mosesandtherubberducky 03-31-2006 10:52 PM

^Don't forget to pick up the milk.

MURDER JUNKIE 03-31-2006 10:53 PM

oh right!!! http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f3...badsmiles2.gif


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