"How Will You Die?"
 

Freggin hysterical...go to http://www.thedeathpsychic.com
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ME: Pat Robertson smites you with his bible after he hears you say the word "damn". You die of a concussion. [haha!]

You are taken hostage as part of a bank robbery. When law enforcement refuses to meet the demands of the suspect, the suspect shoots you in the head to prove to the cops that he means business.

I die a shitty way.

"You are beaten to death by a group of thugs in a dark alley."

sweet..

That's what you get for trying to be black

yeeeuuuup.

Wow. A big tree is going to fall on my house and crush me.

While driving on the freeway, you're cut off by a truck, and your car veers into the concrete median, killing you instantly.

sounds just about right...i'd say that's a good way to go...nice and quick...

'You are beaten to death by a group of thugs in a dark alley. '

That's what I got. I guess me and EDGE were...walking together ;)

http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/predi...n&age=15&sex=m

Are there even freeways in Croatia?

YOU POSTED AGAIN!

I knew you couldn't last 25 minutes away. That is why I refused to bid you farewell!

fuck you?

and who said goodbye?

Well, I took it to mean that he would not post anymore, until conditions improved.....

Is that not what you meant?

Yeah

I changed my mind pretty fast.

ehh...escalotor and my shoe sing gets caught and i die of internal injuries..dude wtf im not gonna get stucki in an escalator..ok i dont have shoelaces, and second of i prefer stairs

You defeat an egomaniacal opponent at chess. In his rage, he stabs you though the eye with his bishop.


Beating people in chess is pretty damn cool, although seems like I'd catch him going for his bishop.

While on a pleasant nature walk, you are abducted and ceremoniously sacrificed by a satanic cult.

wee

Aww, how happy!

While in a movie theater, a crazed man with a gun begins firing shots randomly. You're struck in the back of the head and fall slumped over in your seat as blood pours from your mouth.


Now I know I can avoid death by never going into a movie theater..

You and a group of fellow thugs beat a pair of teenagers to death in a dark alley. A few days later you are caught by the police and imprisoned. Your cellmate is extremely hairy and massively obese. One night, while sodomising you, he falls asleep on top of you. You suffocate beneath his massive weight.

While sitting in the passenger seat of a friend's car, a faulty airbag deploys, crushing your face.

Is this possible? :(

If there's something wrong with the gas canister or the airbag lining then maybe. Sometimes its safer to not have airbags and to make sure that all passegers hold inflated beach-balls in front of their faces at all times. They may look stupid but IT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE.

Dying of a crushed face doesn't appeal to me.
I don't actually drive, but on occasions take a taxi. The weekly shopping etc...that kind of thing.
I usually sit in the back seat (I know most don't have airbags in the back, especially black cabs), but my biggest fear is of dying an ironic death...I'd never live it down.
However, in future I will be carrying a deflated beach-ball at all times.
Though the taxi driver will have to wait while I inflate it before commencing the journey.
I may look stupid, but this is serious business.

Thanks for the advice. :beer:

Hah. Thats ace.

Anyway, I got :
Wind shear causes an airplane you're on to fall rapidly and crash into the ocean, killing everyone on board.

Ohwell. At least if Im goin down, Im takin everyone else with me :)

:rofl: :rofl: :clap:

I recall reading somewhere (a good time ago) and it may have happened in America, that some woman got caught up in the cogs and mechanism (or summat) and was eaten alive by an escalator.
What a way to die. :(

I will be 89 and shot by 3 jealous wives

"You're caught cheating at miniature golf and are beaten to death with a small windmill."

wicked!

While in a hardware store, a strange man picks up an axe and attacks you with it, dismembering your body.

You are bitten while tormenting a sickly-looking squirrel. You die from rabies days later.

(That was my real answer. I made the earlier one up...)

You are struck by lightning and killed while walking your dog during a storm.

um. ok. me is not gonna have a dog.

God your sig makes me happy.

Something about hepatitis on my part. I didn't pay much attention to it. I'm a Christian Scientist, I don't believe in medicine.

A crazed man on the golf course beats you to death with a golf club

I think I win funniest death right?

aww my sig? monkey island fan? :D:D

Yes!

:rofl:
oh god...hahaa.

Small things amuse me. Well. Small words.