Things You`d Never Thought You`d See
 

From 3am girls column in the Mirror....

"Bez from the Happy Mondays with fiance Monica Ward watching the Bolshoi Ballet's performance of Swan Lake in the Lowri Theatre Salford"

:laughing:

Wtf???

Salford has a theatre??

I thought it just had a university and a lads club.

Two birds humping, I never thought I'd see that, but I did...

a naked man strolling through the streets of penlan at 2 in the morning, i didn't see it but surprisingly, **** loads of people saw me.

an old man cussing out people and driving like a maniac and running a red light missing a wreck and blaming it on them

You know my father, then.:laughing:

Don finally banned

Nah, could see that coming a mile away.

Good riddance to bad sh*t, I say.