*takes a bow*..:D

you have vlad tepes in your avatar :)

my disfunction? uhh.. i never read the big books everyone talks about.. i just read the unknown ones that get me interested.. i never read the adventure books every child should read, either

0/10 reading isn't a disfuntion nor is thinking for yourself

I either go days without showers or take a couple a day rarely ever one.

4/10
I can't see that hurting anything


When i'm hanging out with whomever i'm dating, i have the tendency to put my foot in my mouth. repeatedly.

5/10 that happens to me sometimes too

Iv'e had too many boners lately and it's creating problems when I have to pee.
Oh and I listen to Nickelback.

3/10 the boner thing, that ok, wait till you walk downstairs of your inlaws with one in the morning, not knowing its there...Thats fun...

10/10 Nickleback...Why dude...Why?

I have to look at a clock at midnight, for the whole minute, without looking away. I do then I have a bad day the next day

3/10 Nothing too wrong with that.

Um . . I often have cannibalistic tendencies and I every time I go to an aquarium I have the urge to try and get inside one of those tanks and eat some fish:) . I also one tried to eat my hand out of starvation. I once took a frog from the bio lab at my school put on a plate held it over one of those bunsen burners and tried to cook it. (I wasn't gonna eat it, I was just biding my time til real food actually came)

You're not being cannibalistic if you want to eat fish. And you just listed a bunch of things you wanted to do as oppose to disfunctional habits. You get nothing.

I cut my finger nails ever other day.

2/10 that's just hygen



When I get bored I pull out one hair from my head because it feels funny.

1/10, I do the same thing, it's fun!

I am awake at night, and want to sleep in the days, so I have to take sleeping pills. And eventhough I know you cannot drink alcohol when you had one within 24 hours, I still do. And make a total arse of myself, about every other weekend. ><

omg....im not gonan even begin on how many stereotypes addidasss has broken

it would see as though you have no problemo

i have a bad habit of throwing things when I'm angry.

7/10

A disgusting habit for a woman, a big turn off to a lot of men

Everytime I have to get up during the day for an important event, I can't sleep a wink because I am afraid that I will sleep through it

anxiety problems 7/10

I once shared a pack of cigarettes with one of my teachers in the girls bathroom.

^10/10 wtf. Not only do you smoke, you smoke in a bathroom, AND with a teacher? o.0

^ yuo have no problem

I did it three years ago. I only thought of it because it wasn't the last time something like that happened. There was the time she shared an amstel with me.

At any rate,
i'm a heavy spender.

6/10. You admit to having spending and weight problems? Heavy spending is always a problem if you (or your parents, partner or any other beneficiaries) are not a heavy earner...

I'm dyslexic, lazy, forgetful and generally quite stupid... when I'm meant to be working towards a PhD.

5/10
(me and the mr. are big earners)

i tried to eat my friend's pet frog (repeatedly) several years ago

8/10 for being lazy...there's no excuse.

I have a friend who has a PhD in Quantum Mechanics...he can't tie his shoelaces and still wears slip on shoes.:laughing:
And my wife has an English degree, but has no common sense whatsoever.
It seems stupidity and intelligence go hand in hand.

I make random life decisions that are usually the wrong choices.
I know I make the wrong choices, but still make them anyway.

EDIT: Raine...unless your French 10/10. :crazy:

WTF, you are seriously f*cked up.
Why do you try to cook/eat live frogs?

To Raine: 7/10. Not for the trying, but for the failing.

To Right-Track:
Like you said, stupidity and intelligence go hand in hand. 7/10, everybody does it but its still pretty ****.

I can't be bothered to put a new one up right now, you come up with one you think I've got and rate it.


p.s. Billy and Right-Track, anything that's not a primate is fair game for the dinner-plate, I say.

I'd say you were slightly embarrassed about your privileged upbringing.
^A wild stab in the dark as I have no idea of your upbringing...just a gut feeling I have.

DRMO your go...

congratulations you have no problem

(and you're talking to the person that eats shark. hell yeah I'll eat a frog)

at any rate, my next problem is that I collect comics from the sunday paper. I have three shoe boxes worth of comics. everyone thinks it's a fire hazard of sorts


EDIT: I managed to kill one frog but wasn't allowed to eat it. I had been discovered before I could cook the damned thing. (I was 6 when this happened)

7/10

Collecting comics is cool, collecting comics clipped out of the newspaper is tEh GeEkZoRz


I am probably the closest thing to perfect

10/10
egotist

sometimes if it's my turn to make dinner I'll also eat the entire meal by mself
(Dos that make me selfish)

'Fraid not, we were kind of average income until I got to age 17, when my dad sold the business he'd started and made a mint on it. The money that came our way I'm happy as hell about, as it means that I didn't end up in debt at uni (was even bought my own car!) and now I can do my PhD easily living off the tax-free stipend that they give to engineering and science researchers.

Raine: 7/10, what the hell is the other person supposed to eat if you do that?

I set myself ridiculous goals and then go crazy trying to achieve them (I often do achieve them, but I end up temporarily crazy). For example, I once set myself the goal of writing two 90-minute tapes worth of songs in 5 days. I locked myself in the house and did it, but by the end I was jibbering and walking into walls when I walked down the street.

^ See that's why I fuck up so much. :laughing:

I'll tell you like a tell my bf, eat your freaking hand or making something yourself. Or take out.


6/10.
there's nothing wrong with having certain expectations and not achieving them, no matter how rediciulous they may be


I wake up at 4 in the morning, most mornings

To Right-Track:
I don't really get the sentiment when people feel embarrased about having had access to great opportunities as a result of wealth. Its pretty rude if you ask me... most people would love to have those chances, so rich kids should stop moping around! It pisses poorer people off!!

To Raine:
9/10. What are you? Amish? That is unnatural.

If I don't go and critique those song on the songwriting forum now, I actually might go mental. (This is counting as one of my disfunctions).

See now I've upset you with my presumption.

By the way I'm legendary for saying the wrong thing at the wrong time...in all innocence.

explain...

edit: Tom 7/10, slightly obsessive complusive...

i hate feet and would gladly go the rest of my life without seeing anyones ever again....

i sometimes have trouble sleeping

So is that you? Either way...8/10

Oh no, you haven't done that, its ok. What I mean is that I know that a lot of rich kids get very embarrassed about it and I think they're being stupid. Feel guilty for the fact that your wealth eventually comes down to the spoils of colonial oppression, sure, but don't feel embarrased about benefitting from that money once its there. Otherwise, what would be the point of making the money in the first place?

Marijan - 9/10. Foot-hate is silly!

I see myself as equal to my superiors and they know it.

someone back me up on this!

I can identify. ^
When I was very young I had an aversion to buttons.
I refused to wear anything that had them on. Even the sight of them would repulse me. Even the word "buttons" still to this day effects me.

*shrugs*

10/10....well, i already knew you were insane....:D

during the summer i wear tennis shoes because i'd die before wearing open slippers....it's just uncool....( plus i hate feet ) :D

4/10. Not a big problem, although you do miss out on the height of chic which is sandals with socks.

I'm going to let somebody come up with a dysfunction they think I've got again

The most unpleasent site to me, is to see a single button on it's own on a mantlepiece, or put to one side because it's fallen off an item of clothing.
To the point where I have to pretend it's not there.

I also went through a phase of not wanting to walk through doorways as a kid.

EDIT: DRMO...you have delusions of being a dancing, bald, partially naked, one eyed black dwarf...