^ No sense of humour whatsoever

I really can't take you seriously after your comments pertaining to The Smiths and The Misfits.

^ but the fact is you still need a life

Like I said, I have a lot of trouble taking you seriously :rofl:

whatever

the disfunctions stopped a while ago. ill go again.

i pull my hair out and smell my fingers unknowingly. yay.

6/10 the smelling fingers thing is a little weird.


I pick my nose and have no intention in my life to quit.

0/10. That makes you a cool, anti-establishment kid.

1. I hit on my PhD supervisor's wife and she loves it.
2. A majority of my friends in Birmingham are girls, *** or very muso... so I never really get to play competitive sport with my friends because I'd cane their asses (haven't had proper footy kick about for about 2 years now).

0/10 for both...the first one is just charming, the second isn't really a disfunction, just lousy circumstances...
c'mon tom, i'm sure you can do better than that...;)


my flat looks like a bomb hit it, i am, without a doubt, the laziest person i know....dishes pile up for at least a week before i decide to wash them....my bathroom is full of dirty clothes and towels because i can't be bothered to put them in teh washer right away....i take out the garbage once i pile up some 2-3 bags of it...

one more thing...i'm so lazy...there are days when i eat nothing but a croassaint and some yoghurt....i just don't feel like chewing anything....:D

10/10

Too lazy to chew, you have reached an entirely new standard in laziness

Congrats