I like how there's a slice of pizza available as a weapon.

no you eat that for heath.
if you want all your haelth abck though you need to smoke a crack pipe

old one, would be funnier if you knew the band director in my school but here:
Why is a conductor like a condom?
It's safer with one but more fun without one.

The one and only Wesley Willis:
YouTube - Wesley Willis- Birdman Kicked My Ass Video

Here's another Wesley Willis:
YouTube - Wesley Willis

this might be the best Wesley Willis Vid:
YouTube - Cut the Mullet!!!!
I'm not sure why they kept showing GWB

There was a little boy named Billy who had a bad dream about his cat dying.
Billy: "Dad!! I had a bad dream that the cat is gonna die tomorrow!!"
Dad: "Billy, it was just a dream. Don't worry about it. The cat isn't going to die."
The next day Fluffy kicked the bucket.
Billy had a another dream that his dog would die. And his dad didn't think it would happen. It did.
Billy: "Dad!! I had a dream that you're gonna die!!!!!"
Dad: "Billy, it was just a dream."
The next day the milkman bit the dust.

Why are new yorkers afraid of the light at the end of the tunnel?




















Cause the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey :rofl:

Lmfao. True that. No one needs their toxic waste. Also, is that pic of the headless body from an actual game or made up?