Out of interest...an average Northern English profile.
I had to skip two questions though.

Your Linguistic Profile:

45% General American English

20% Yankee

10% Dixie

5% Midwestern

5% Upper Midwestern

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindof...oyouspeakquiz/

You're more of a general American than I am, Right-Track.

Your Linguistic Profile:
30% General American English
30% Yankee
20% Dixie
10% Upper Midwestern
5% Midwestern

This really threw me. :confused:

The act of covering a house or area in front of a house with toilet paper is called...

... pooping during a bad acid trip?

... decorating, Serie A style?

Care in the community

... owning too many Andrex puppies?

Community service???

Well, some home office peeps would probably think that was a good way to punish young offenders.

And if they still don't learn, send them on safari! That'll teach 'em (I still find that funny).

Nose, at Halloween some kids, to be asses, toilet paper people's houses, all over their house and trees, etc.