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skindredluver 12-11-2006 06:52 PM

Your mama jokes
 
Give some mama jokes or jokes to the person above you.
Like....Your mama is like a vacume cleaner she sucks,she blows,and gets laid in the closet.

[MERIT] 12-11-2006 06:53 PM

yo mama is so dirty, when she takes a bath it makes chicken soup.

skindredluver 12-11-2006 06:55 PM

Your mamas teeth are so yellow i cant believe its not butter.

[MERIT] 12-11-2006 07:05 PM

Yo mama's so fat, if she wanted to haul ass it would take the bitch 3 trips.

skindredluver 12-11-2006 07:06 PM

Your mommas so fat when she jumps up she gets stuck in the air.

Skid Mark 12-11-2006 11:28 PM

Yo mamma like the bermuda triangle, they both swallow lots of seamen

dirt mcgirt 12-12-2006 06:12 AM

yo mama so black, when she go to night school they mark tha bitch absent.

DontRunMeOver 12-12-2006 06:52 AM

Yo mama so fat that just smelling her BO will clog your arteries.

Yo mama's so cheap she uses felt-tip pens as makeup.

Yo mama's cooking is the source for 70% of the world's biological weapon stockpile.

MURDER JUNKIE 12-12-2006 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skindredluver (Post 310822)
Give some mama jokes or jokes to the person above you.
Like....Your mama is like a vacume cleaner she sucks,she blows,and gets laid in the closet.


Your Mama should have swallowed

holdyoualways 12-12-2006 04:28 PM

its yo momma thankyouverymuch

yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes


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