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gottaSCREM 01-10-2007 05:46 PM

Hey we know one thing when we die we're all pretty ****ed:laughing:

Satan here we come

DracRomin 01-11-2007 05:46 PM

Second Level of Hell

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

Laces Out Dan! 01-11-2007 06:56 PM

Fifth Level of Hell

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The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Moderate
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low

tdoc210 01-11-2007 07:10 PM

level 6 7 and 9 i got extreme heh, ill be chill with satan if you get my drift

Spike*Spiegel 01-11-2007 09:48 PM

i bet HIM would be on level 1 :P

DearJenny 01-11-2007 10:01 PM

Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High

DontRunMeOver 01-12-2007 03:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spike*Spiegel (Post 324315)
i bet HIM would be on level 1 :P

Is that the level for people who blow things up with their minds?

Raine 01-12-2007 06:49 PM

I've been sentenced to the seventh level

Sneer 01-12-2007 07:06 PM

level 5. doesnt sound overly pleasant

Spike*Spiegel 01-12-2007 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DontRunMeOver (Post 324345)
Is that the level for people who blow things up with their minds?

in other words, i think hes a lying sack of shit


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