Damn Ashley, yours was bigger than mine.

Well you said you liked them big...

I could have bought a McChicken with that dollar.

You werent kidding when you said "I am fast at everything"

Two words. Fire Crotch.

Whats my name! Bitch!

Did you like the way I did that?

I'm not gonna lie, the vacuum cleaner was better value for money.

I should have known you like men.

was it as bad for you as it was for me?

I feel dirty now...