Are You An *******?
 

take this little test and see if your are, you will get a reward if you are.

1. do you make fun of your friends because they are oblivious to something?
2. do you consider your self an asshole?
3. do you play gags/joke/pranks that may cause mental or physical harm?
4. do you laugh at others misfortune?
5. do you consider me an asshole?

I answered no on all except no. 4, which would only be in the case that the person really deserved it.

then you are not an asshole, sorry

All yeses except for number 5 and that's only because I don't know you well enough.

And before you judge be aware that better people than you have called me an arsehole so it's nothing new to me.

Umm, no ****.

Why do we use the term a*shole in a derogatory sense.
Some of them are nice to look @
:whythis:

None at all

You like looking at arseholes? Well that confirms it

well cheese i would say you are
an i am an asshole, see the sig.

hope this works

Yep. That's me :thumb:

and now your certified

Does it get any better than this?:yeah:

Certification?

Any REAL ******* knows that certification is for tools and conformist. Way to be a walking paradox.

I'm certified to drive a 40 tonne truck and trailer. Does that make me a driving paradox?

I would keep it around 39 unless you want the dot after you.

And the english translation sounds like?

Do you live in the trailer? Because then we leave paradox behind and move into the "pathetic" stage.

What the f*ck are you smoking?

He meant that while your truck and trailer is certified to haul 40 tons, it would be in your best interest to keep the load to 39 tons and under, lest the Department of Transportation bust your ball.

Nothing for 2 weeks. Rather upsetting, but with funds being so low, it was the first to go.

Here you can legally carry 42 tonnes

Classic trucker joke:
Q: "What are ya hauilin'?"
A: "Ass."


I laugh.

Yay not an *******. *high fives himself*

1. do you make fun of your friends because they are oblivious to something? Yes
2. do you consider your self an asshole? Yes
3. do you play gags/joke/pranks that may cause mental or physical harm? LOL Yes
4. do you laugh at others misfortune? Hahahah yeah
5. do you consider me an asshole? yes

claim prize other, 1st page

drive really slow
In the ultra-fast lane
While people behind me are going insane

I'm an *******
(he's an *******, what an *******)
I'm an *******
(he's an *******, such an *******)

I use public toilets
And I piss on the seat
I walk around in the summer time sayin', "How about this heat?"

I'm an *******
(he's an *******, what an *******)
I'm an *******
(he's the worlds biggest *******)

Sometimes I park in the handicapped spaces
While handicapped people
Make handicapped faces

I'm an *******
(he's an *******, what an *******)
I'm an *******
(he's a real fucking *******)

A SS HO LE

EVERYBODY!

A SS HO LE

[quote=jibber;348441]
(he's a real fucking *******)/quote]


I <3 Dennis Leary.

And Lol @ The Censor blocking Asshole and not Fucking.

ah i remeber that, good choice of a song

1234&5.......Yes.

There's a word for number 4, Don't know how to spell it, it's german: I'll spell it franetically: Sh-owl-den-froyder. it means: to take pleasure in someone elses misfortune!

Sadistic? Vindictive?