^ Isn't fitting in as well as he'd hoped yet.

^Is a bitch-farmer, which sounds like a really sweet job.

^ works at Dairy Queen

You should UPS me a Chili Dog and some Onion Rings

^Is from Canada, only a few hundred miles away from me I believe.

And we dont serve food products at my store.

Is approached by creepy old men(Digging through the lounge has it's uses)

^Has no life(looking through the lounge?)

^first person to know that i've disowned proggyman.


sorry bro, but not really.

Failed at the n00b parenting thing haha. Sometimes parents dont always like their kids.

^^^
He's a long lost son, due to his exceptional music taste.

^needs a new icon, preferably one with a cat