Omfg
 

If thats actually true, i feel real bad for the dude. Thats gross.

At least he smoked the cigarette though.

My mother said I would get calluses on my hand's if I kept wanking too...

i dont see what people would have against him.
sure he's different. aren't we all?

i would actually find it cool to have hands like that. because you could like hit people and be like "i just hit him with my wood"


i feel for him though. that must suck.

if i saw him on the street, i wouldnt believe it.

im guessing in your point you'd think he was some guy who just fell in a pile of pine and leaves and is not giving a point to wash himself off but to just walk around like a walking green zombie monster.

i'd believe it if i was it.
of course i'd try to light the tree man on fire first to see how fast he'd burn.

now would lighting a tree man on fire be considered a forest fire or a murder? or both?

Sucks he's not an apple tree, then he could feed his family.

you never know. maybe the condition would get farther that it would grow apples. or possibly some other fruit.

That guy must LOVE halloween. hes got it made