Let go.

How can I stop procrastinating?

Salute Your Solution (Once you find one that is)

What is the answer to life, the universe and everything?

The Thoughts of a Dying Atheist

How do I get the girl to stop liking the pansy and start noticing me?

Twinkle.

Why does my band suck??

What the hell is Twinkle supposed to mean? If that's a capital I, then I don't think a twinkie will help either.

Girls, Girls, Girls

Sorry couldn't resist xD

What's a good name for a new action movie?

Twinkle is a verb and thus something you can do!
I don't know... lol

What's good name for a new action movie?

Fight for your right to party.

What's a good name for a new romance movie?

Wonder What's Next?-Chevelle

Why is my girlfriend so mean?

Because once a month, The Wolf is Loose.

What do I have to do to get straight A's?

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

Why can't I sleep?

You have insomnia(Silverchair)

What would happen if I kicked somebody in the shins?