They got sucked into a "Suppermassive Black Hole."

Why is it so dark at night?

Racer X - 'Technical Difficulties'

How do I stop myself getting depressed at random?

The MC 5 - Teenage lust

How do I keep my tie from getting creased up while im at a sweaty club?

Mattias "IA" Eklundh - Apparatus

Why do I seem to be a magnet for crazy people of all kinds creeds and colours, to an extent that even my best friend admits he thinks it?

You know how to get them "Feeling Good".

What's the meaning of life?

"There is no such place."

Why are you looking at me like that?

The Beatles - 'I'm looking through you'

Why do I have a cough that gets worse at night?

Whiskey and Wine (Matt Costa)

Where are you staying tonight?

You will not be welcomed-poison the well

What are you doing tomorrow?

I'm going to ride the Silver Rocket [Sonic Youth]

What should never be?