I Don't Know

I'm so hungry I could eat a song title.

I'm so hungry I could eat a brass monkey.

Where the hell are my car keys?

in the fake plastic trees


why wont my stupid track upload as an atachment on my email?

Have some Patience.
Why can't I fall asleep for at least an hour after going to bed?

you're gone daddy gone

what sucks more than anything?

Dollars & Cents, it's value has gone way down

Why do my feet smell?

Because you were Dancing in the Dark - Bruce Springsteen

What is the light?

It's a .44 Caliber Love Letter (Alexisonfire)

iTunes or Amazon?

M.P.Free

Why do I procrastinate so much?

Because you're all grown up (Elvis Costello)

Should I stay or should I go?

Let go.

How can I stop procrastinating?

Salute Your Solution (Once you find one that is)

What is the answer to life, the universe and everything?

The Thoughts of a Dying Atheist

How do I get the girl to stop liking the pansy and start noticing me?

Twinkle.

Why does my band suck??

What the hell is Twinkle supposed to mean? If that's a capital I, then I don't think a twinkie will help either.

Girls, Girls, Girls

Sorry couldn't resist xD

What's a good name for a new action movie?

Twinkle is a verb and thus something you can do!
I don't know... lol

What's good name for a new action movie?

Fight for your right to party.

What's a good name for a new romance movie?

Wonder What's Next?-Chevelle

Why is my girlfriend so mean?

Because once a month, The Wolf is Loose.

What do I have to do to get straight A's?

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

Why can't I sleep?

You have insomnia(Silverchair)

What would happen if I kicked somebody in the shins?

They could not Race for the Prize [Flaming Lips]

But what's the prize, anyway?

You just won a YELLOW SUBMARINE!

Where we going in it?

To Cloud Nine!

How can I disappear completely?

Go to Planet Telex-Radiohead

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

1-2-3-4(Feist)

Why did she break up with you?

Obsession is an ugly word(Alesana)

What happened last night?

Babies we're makin' babies (Sly & The Family Stone).

What was she to you?

The Flavor of the Week

What's a horrible name to call someone?

Creep

(a personal one):why does it hurt when I pee?:o:

Hey There Chlamydia (Keith Rivers parody of that Plain White T's song)

Do you comb your hair in the shower?

just like you imagined

is this game relevant?

Always & Never(Coheed and Cambria)

Do I Like Dented Overalls?

I would Say Yes (Elliott Smith)

Would you?

I don't know, see That's Not Me (Beach Boys)

How do we know who we really are?

Never Know (Jack Johnson)

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? (traditional)

Johnny B Goode (Chuck Berry)

more tea vicar?

Yes Please

Give me one reason why I shouldn't leave right now.

I'm Still Your Fag

What should I eat for dinner?

Johnny 99 (Bruce Springsteen)

Have I found what I'm looking for?

"I Still haven't found what I'm looking for" U2

"Should I stay or should I go?" The Clash