The Weekday Wankoff
 

I'm going to post 5 answers you have to give me the questions. Anyone not being creative gets banned or something.

1. Cheese

2. The entire population of Bulgaria

3. It does exactly what it says on the tin

4. A field full of cows

5. Whooop whooop whooop whoooop i'm a teapot i'm a teapot

1) Worst sexual lubricant ever
2) People who don't know anything about Football
3) Anal-Ease
4) What I mainly had sex with in high school
5) Last time I did Mushrooms

1) What was Jesus' nickname?
2) Who bought the latest Coldplay album?
3) What does this penis enlargement stuff do?
4) What is Captain Caveman's fantasy?
5) What goes through WendyCal's brain?