Corrupt that wish
 

Ok, new game. The person above you posts a wish. You then corrupt their wish and post a wish of your own. Here's an example:

Me - I wish birds didn't poop on my car

You - Granted. Birds no longer poop on your car. However, cows now can fly.

You - I wish I didn't get sand kicked in my face every time I go to the beach.

...and so on.

Some rules:
1) you must corrupt the wish above you
2) you must make your own wish
3) any failure to comply with 1 or 2 earns you an XXS, pink "I Luv Keytars" t-shirt
4) don't be baby when your wish gets corrupted - NO WHINING



I'll start...


I wish everyone loved Michael Schenker's music as much as I do.

Granted. But now you have just caused mass extinction of the human race due to a previously unknown fatal condition caused by too much of Michael Schenker's music, and the only surviving lifeforms are animals who, naturally, can't make wishes.

So, in effect, this game is now over.

Aw gee. That sucks.
I sure wish that this game wasn't over. ;)

I wish that someone will revive this game!

Granted, but it's family disowns it for being alive again.

I wish that I could sing well.

Granted , everyone is now tone deaf




I wish I won this week's Lottery

Granted, but your countys' economy collapsed a day after.

I wish I were in a prog rock band.

You guys totally defied internet reality just now.

I wish that never happened.

Granted, but Hitler is your real father.

I wish Johnny Rotton had never done that stupid butter commerical.

Granted but he ends up doing a tampon commercial instead.

I wish I had a pool.

Granted but its a pool of you own semen that you wake up face down in after a drunken night of questionable debauchery.

I wish I had a clue

Granted but its a clue to a question no one cares about.

I wish Robert Fripp's Les Paul.

Granted, but that wasn't a wish.

I wish I could walk on my hands.

Granted, but the floor is covered in duct tape.

I wish I could find God.

Granted. But you die the next day and go to hell.

I wish I was finished with school.

Granted, but you cant get a decent job and have to move in with this guy:
http://blogs.pitch.com/plog/ugly-man...-men-women.jpg

As I was going up the stair
I saw a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish, he'd go away

Granted, and in the place of that man is now a random juggalo.

I wish I was Ryan Reynolds (For the purpose of sexual intercourse with his wife Scarlett Johannson).

Granted, but as it turns out Scarlett's a man after all.
I wish I was Ryan Reynolds.

Granted, but as it turns out you have incurable erectile dysfunction.

I wish I was Ryan Reynolds.

Granted, but its a different Ryan Reynolds than this:
http://www.kerrianne.org/wp-content/...eynolds_97.jpg

I wish I had a Rickenbacker.

Granted, but that other Ryan Reynolds broke the strings on it when he sat on it!

I wish there was peace on Earth.

Granted, peace will be on Earth, but now we're at war with the Martians!

i wish i could fly

Granted, but you can only do so for 4 seconds. (think about it...)

I wish the next posters member was bigger.

Granted, but yours becomes smaller


i wish i could meet Jimi Hendrix

Worst. Thread. Ever.

but it's funny......hahahaha

Sorry. Alright.

I wish I hadn't posted that.

nah, it's cool

That was my wish! I was bringing the game back!

Granted, but it still sucks

Someone close this shit.

Granted, but then they open it back up again


i wish i had an iguana

Granted, but um... sh!t.

I wish there was something corruptable about an iguana.

Granted but it's a smooth talking iguana that cleans out your bank account and runs off with your girlfriend.

I wish I could time travel at will.

Granted, but you travel back to 1989 for a weekend getaway and stumble upon the set of Road House and get trapped in Patrick Swayze's mullet.

I wish I could fall asleep.

A fate worse than death. :eek:

Granted, but you don't wake up for 10 million years. And by then the earth is ruled by giant, crack-addled bees.

I wish for a better sandwich.

granted, but you get food poisoning


I wish i wasn't so cold

Granted but now you're incredibly hot.

I wish my back didn't hurt.

Granted, but now you hurt in your groin!

I wish I was 75 lbs. lighter.

lol