What? Ew, no. Mountain Dew tastes like they put a whole bag of sugar into a gallon jug of piss.

Batlord prefers to drink his piss without sugar added.

Preferably with a dash of cinnamon.

Jack and coke just sounds right .. But never mix any whisky with soda , Its just wrong ..

just tried some isotonic drink called "Excel 8"

it was cola-flavoured and rather heady

liked it

I just saw that there is now mango flavored Pepsi. I must investigate.

I voted for neither.
Being the cheap, bargain hunter that I am, I prefer the knockoff imitations to the big brand names.
I used to drink Dr. Pepper until I discovered Dr. Thunder (Wal-Mart brand) and Dr. Chill (Supervalu) Both taste just the same as the original, and are much cheaper.

Coke. Because its red.

You eat the can?

You don't eat the can?