Bad Translator
 

I came across this while looking for an electronic translation tool.

Bad Translator! - Funny Free Translation Tool

This is so funny :D


Here's what you have to do:

1. Type a text for translation (it has to be at least one sentence)
2. Choose the max number of translations
3. Click translate and be amazed by the results :D

This program is based on google translator. It translates from English into all the languages (I think) that are available on google translator, and translates back to English again, and so on, until it uses up all the languages. Enjoy! :D

lol this is awesome.

I found something to waste my afternoon on, thanks!

so i was just wondering how this thing works. seems pretty straight forward. i hope i get ****s and giggles from this. yay.

to this:

Are passionate about something. It is very simple. I hope to laugh and diarrhea. November.


lmao, ew :laughing:

I am an idiot. I should be studying but instead I'm using this piece of crap. Thank you Google!"

to

"Google me if you want to learn and use for artists get a puppy!"

"Cocks" translates back as "Vice-President" :laughing:

I had an inspirational message back:

Original: How am I going to try you... Make me laugh!
Translated to: How to give a chance... Laugh?

"come on, you stupid thing! translate something!" -> "Translation oops!"

"If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, then my word is sex" (should be poontang but I didn't think it would get it)
TO
"Users can purchase the card"

Now what the hell.

Original: Today I ate a sandwich. It was tasty, but I wish I put mustard on it. Damn my lack of forethought.

It started as a decent translation, but ended with total irrationality.

Back to ENGLISH : Today, eating sandwiches. This is very good, but I like mustard. Coney I medical absence.