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Janszoon 10-17-2010 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt (Post 944329)
It's a picture of HBK and HHH in shock.

Your internet's a fanny.

I can't see it either.

TheCunningStunt 10-17-2010 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 944332)
I can't see it either.

Your internet is also a fanny.

Janszoon 10-17-2010 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt (Post 944334)
Your internet is also a fanny.

Maybe your internet is the fanny here.

TheCunningStunt 10-17-2010 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 944335)
Maybe your internet is the fanny here.

I think mine is a penis.

Maybe my internet and your internet should go on a date some time, y'know?
Get to know each other, plant the seeeeeeeeed.

Janszoon 10-17-2010 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt (Post 944336)
I think mine is a penis.

Maybe my internet and your internet should go on a date some time, y'know?
Get to know each other, plant the seeeeeeeeed.

My internet said that your internet needs to get tested first.

TheCunningStunt 10-17-2010 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 944338)
My internet said that your internet needs to get tested first.

My internet said it can't be bothered, it did however say he'd wear a condom. Is your internet interested?

Janszoon 10-17-2010 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt (Post 944359)
My internet said it can't be bothered, it did however say he'd wear a condom. Is your internet interested?

My internet says, "All signs point to no".

emostreetguitar562268 10-17-2010 07:19 PM

ooooh, CunningStunt's internet just got rejected.

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Originally Posted by Zaqarbal (Post 943304)
Moderator cut: image removed

if someone tells me how to resize a GIF file, i might just make that my avi. much as i love my little frolicing emo cartoon thingy, i have to say i love this more.

ThePhanastasio 10-17-2010 07:44 PM

http://www.blinkieclub.com/server_up...30h0dyHMUp.gif

POW!

emostreetguitar562268 10-17-2010 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by ThePhanastasio (Post 944430)

it said 'remote file is too large.' dammit :(

Freebase Dali 10-17-2010 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by emostreetguitar562268 (Post 944433)
it said 'remote file is too large.' dammit :(

Use the Avatar Requests thread located in Editor's Pick.
Or I can just put that as your avatar. Just this once.

Scarlett O'Hara 10-17-2010 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt (Post 944329)
It's a picture of HBK and HHH in shock.

Your internet's a fanny.

Seriously you are coming up with some funny one liners lately! :laughing:

TheCunningStunt 10-17-2010 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 944363)
My internet says, "All signs point to no".

I hope your internet gets herpes and then dies.
My internet said it'd wear a condom FFS.
Your internet is such a virgin uptight prudish twat.

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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 944468)
Seriously you are coming up with some funny one liners lately! :laughing:

I do try! :p:

Freebase Dali 10-17-2010 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt (Post 944492)
I hope your internet gets herpes and then dies.
My internet said it'd wear a condom FFS.
Your internet is such a virgin uptight prudish twat.

Hmmm...
Your weakness is not your technique...
It is the continued less-inspired carry-on variant of the joke that excessively ventures past the natural comedic stopping point, which only serves to taint people's opinion of the original joke, effectively invalidating it.

/user review.

Janszoon 10-17-2010 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 944499)
Hmmm...
Your weakness is not your technique...
It is the continued less-inspired carry-on variant of the joke that excessively ventures past the natural comedic stopping point, which only serves to taint people's opinion of the original joke, effectively invalidating it.

/user review.

:laughing:

It's okay, CS. Saturday Night Live has the same problem.

LoathsomePete 10-17-2010 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 944499)
Hmmm...
Your weakness is not your technique...
It is the continued less-inspired carry-on variant of the joke that excessively ventures past the natural comedic stopping point, which only serves to taint people's opinion of the original joke, effectively invalidating it.

/user review.

:laughing:

Paloma's right, you really are an ass Jeremy, but in an endearing way

TheCunningStunt 10-17-2010 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 944499)
Hmmm...
Your weakness is not your technique...
It is the continued less-inspired carry-on variant of the joke that excessively ventures past the natural comedic stopping point, which only serves to taint people's opinion of the original joke, effectively invalidating it.

/user review.

Fucking terrible review. Critics, always ruining art man. Always ruining the art.

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 944500)
:laughing:

It's okay, CS. Saturday Night Live has the same problem.

Is Saturday Night Live the one with Craig Ferguson?
If not, a show I have no idea about does NOT comfort me in how shit my jokes are.

Janszoon 10-17-2010 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt (Post 944505)
Is Saturday Night Live the one with Craig Ferguson?
If not, a show I have no idea about does NOT comfort me in how shit my jokes are.

Jesus Christ. No it's not "the one with Craig Ferguson".

Freebase Dali 10-17-2010 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by LoathsomePete (Post 944502)
:laughing:

Paloma's right, you really are an ass Jeremy, but in an endearing way

Fixed.
:D

LoathsomePete 10-17-2010 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 944508)
Fixed.
:D

oh like you don't post when fucked up... cunt

midnight rain 10-17-2010 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by RVCA (Post 942763)
Forgive me if my response doesn't accurately respond to your objection.

Developing personality is, like growing a pinky toe, something that happens to everyone regardless of what decisions they make in life. Perhaps some people aren't content with the identity that they develop, and perhaps some people are. Does that give enough reason to justify pride in one's identity? .... No, I don't think it does. You can be prideful in having made a decision that was later revealed to be beneficial or satisfactory. Or you can have pride in certain aspects of your identity, aspects that you consciously had to work at. Such as being someone who has resolved to never tell a lie.

But like I said, everyone develops their personality whether they consciously choose to or not. Having pride in making good decisions that lead to what you consider to be a positive identity upon later reflection makes sense. Having pride simply because your identity is dynamic and is an inevitable result of decisions you made that weren't made specifically for the purpose of identity-development, that doesn't seem to make as much sense to me.

Little did you know, I'm using a Black/White deck! I play one Plains this turn, followed by Vindicate on your Circle of Protection.

An interesting perspective you have there. But if we're going to take it from that approach, why not go the whole 9 yards?

After all, we didn't choose the way our brain works anymore than we chose the color of our eyes. In a way, what appears to be 'choices' is just a brain's response to a given situation in a certain environment, so if you don't want to give credit to yourself for inherited traits, why stop at the neck? The brain is just as much random genetics as sexuality. Free will is a questionable term at best.

IMO, you're putting too much thought into this. Sure someone may not have achieved something in inheriting this pride. But there's an easy distinguisher between shame and pride. Would you not argue that people can't feel shame about their sexuality? If people can be ashamed they're gay (even if it's not chosen), why can't they have pride?

Freebase Dali 10-17-2010 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by LoathsomePete (Post 944510)
oh like you don't post when fucked up... cunt

I'm fucked up right now. AND STILL WINNAR!!!!!!!

;)

LoathsomePete 10-17-2010 09:30 PM

If we were to drink together, I think I would glass you at some point in the drinking session, but don't worry I'll take you to a hospital. Then it would be a story that we would laugh about.

Freebase Dali 10-17-2010 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by LoathsomePete (Post 944515)
If we were to drink together, I think I would glass you at some point in the drinking session, but don't worry I'll take you to a hospital. Then it would be a story that we would laugh about.

"glass" me?
Not sure what that means. Does it mean that you would violently assault me?

LoathsomePete 10-17-2010 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 944533)
"glass" me?
Not sure what that means. Does it mean that you would violently assault me?

And then take you to the hospital.

Freebase Dali 10-17-2010 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by LoathsomePete (Post 944534)
And then take you to the hospital.


You're a saint.

Why would you violently assault me?

LoathsomePete 10-17-2010 10:11 PM

Because I have a feeling that you and I would have an enabler relationship, that brings out the worst in both of us.

RVCA 10-17-2010 10:15 PM

@Tuna and Poppies: Yeah, I did put too much thought into it. I'm totally over it now, lol.

RVCA plays Jokulhaups and ragequits!

Freebase Dali 10-17-2010 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by LoathsomePete (Post 944539)
Because I have a feeling that you and I would have an enabler relationship, that brings out the worst in both of us.

I wouldn't say that's that case. Well, I can only speak for myself... but generally, when I go out/hang out/be social (which isn't often now days) no one ends up violently assaulting anyone. I'm a timid, agreeable guy who prefers to hang in the shadows. I mean.. come on dude, I've never been arrested or gotten so much as a speeding ticket in my entire life, and I'm 29.

I'm an introvert. And even at the bars, I've been KNOWN as the guy who you could never tell was drunk.

I think you're perceiving me differently than I actually am. Which is fine in all scenarios except those that involve me being assaulted. I have a natural objection to that. ;)

LoathsomePete 10-17-2010 10:20 PM

Well then perhaps I have misjudged you.

Freebase Dali 10-17-2010 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by LoathsomePete (Post 944553)
Well then perhaps I have misjudged you.

I don't think we can really judge anything more than what people type, here.

To go any further than that can only be based on your own biases and assumptions. :)

LoathsomePete 10-17-2010 10:26 PM

If it makes you feel any better in my glassing scenario you came at me first.

Freebase Dali 10-17-2010 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by LoathsomePete (Post 944559)
If it makes you feel any better in my glassing scenario you came at me first.

lol.. I would never make the first move.
FIX YO SCENARIO! ;)

LoathsomePete 10-17-2010 10:30 PM

Nah, I'm done milking this joke.

Freebase Dali 10-17-2010 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by LoathsomePete (Post 944564)
Nah, I'm done milking this joke.

Me too.
I was starting to actually believe I didn't go barreling around, instigating fights and claiming women with all of my average build and appetite for disaster.

ThePhanastasio 10-18-2010 01:51 AM

I suppose I'll come out of the MB Sexual Orientation poll closet now.

I'm the sole lesbian who voted in the poll.

Totally gay, but I acknowledge aesthetically pleasing qualities in those of the opposite gender, although I've noticed heterosexual women often acknowledge the more attractive qualities in other women, so that may just be a girl thing.

I've known of my orientation since I was 16 (7 years) so there's really no confusion on my part.

NumberNineDream 10-18-2010 02:13 AM

So who's the asexual ?

Scarlett O'Hara 10-18-2010 04:19 AM

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Originally Posted by NumberNineDream (Post 944664)
So who's the asexual ?

Your mom.

/bad joke

//user review

Dr_Rez 10-18-2010 04:28 AM

I am not technically asexual but Id like to think I can please myself better than anyone else.

Janszoon 10-18-2010 06:47 AM

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Originally Posted by RezZ (Post 944676)
I am not technically asexual but Id like to think I can please myself better than anyone else.

iSexual?


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