I'm a male who's 98% attracted to females, however occasionally I do find males attractive, but I've never felt like I've wanted to be intimate with one, but I'm not discounting that possibility entirely.

I don't see an option for "I'm inept"

You could just vote "I'm an ostrich who likes badgers".

I'm a guy who likes girls :D

I'm a boy who likes boys to be girls who do boys like they're girls who do girls like they're boys.

...I'm actually surprised that it took 64 pages for this response to crop up.

64 pages? That's all just a blur.

Well, it's not like this thread has been an oasis for intelligent discussion anyway.

moreso than "what are you listening to" or the spam thread..or at least it has more potential.