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View Poll Results: What is your sexual orientation?
I'm a guy who likes girls 104 50.98%
I'm a guy who likes guys 11 5.39%
I'm a girl who likes guys 26 12.75%
I'm a girl who likes girls 4 1.96%
I'm a guy who likes guys and girls 14 6.86%
I'm a girl who likes guys and girls 18 8.82%
I haven't figured out what I like yet... 3 1.47%
I'm asexual 4 1.96%
I'm an ostrich who likes badgers 20 9.80%
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Old 06-21-2011, 11:11 PM   #521 (permalink)
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i'm pandemically pansexual
You do what with pans? but you let them cool off right - before you know...
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Old 06-23-2011, 08:48 PM   #522 (permalink)
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stick the handle up my ass
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what? i don't understand you. farming is for vegetables, not for meat. if ou disagree with a farming practice, you disagree on a vegetable. unless you have a different definition of farming.
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Old 06-24-2011, 09:38 AM   #523 (permalink)
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stick the handle up my ass
There's room up there?!
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Old 06-24-2011, 09:57 AM   #524 (permalink)
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after several attempts at insertion, i'm pretty sure it'll fit

just to reiterate - i'd hit anything that moves
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what? i don't understand you. farming is for vegetables, not for meat. if ou disagree with a farming practice, you disagree on a vegetable. unless you have a different definition of farming.
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Old 06-24-2011, 10:09 AM   #525 (permalink)
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after several attempts at insertion, i'm pretty sure it'll fit

just to reiterate - i'd hit anything that moves
Pots don't move.
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all these talk just reminded me of the starfish style of sex that most japanese women do.
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Old 06-24-2011, 10:19 AM   #527 (permalink)
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all these talk just reminded me of the starfish style of sex that most japanese women do.
Alright, I'll bite. What's the starfish position? Please tell me it's not just being spread eagle.
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Alright, I'll bite. What's the starfish position? Please tell me it's not just being spread eagle.
it's like a common thing for Japanese women to just lay, legs spread in bed and do nothing, just waiting for their partners to penetrate them.
i find that offensively boring and gross.
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Old 06-24-2011, 10:32 AM   #529 (permalink)
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it's like a common thing for Japanese women to just lay, legs spread in bed and do nothing, just waiting for their partners to penetrate them.
i find that offensively boring and gross.
How would you know? Let me guess, you've "heard" it? I must say, using a pot as a d ildo is a rather random thing to remind you of how shitty (Japanese) women are in bed. Almost as if you were just trying to troll by making an offensive racist AND sexist remark. But of course a known troll like you wouldn't do something like that. Never.
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Alright, I'll bite. What's the starfish position? Please tell me it's not just being spread eagle.
you've never heard the starfish position? or you just wanted to hear his answer to it?
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