Okay, you know what, b*******s are back in. You can draft them. I just wanted to catalyze the game a little and keep the selection clean, but you can draft them. Just PLEASE RESPOND in the next 24 hours if possible

Yessir I'll give em an audition. This leaves Little Miss Prissy out there for the taking I guess.... for now.

Meiser released an album on Monday:

Album name: Meiser II

Notable Cuts:

- Unbottled Water
- Christmas in a Sweatshop
- Like a Thunder Bolt
- The Agenda Pt. III
- Burn Baby Burn
- Road Queen Blues

Sales: Poor
Profit/Expenditure ratio: 1.1 (Opening week failed... barely made it, but revenue is still coming in)
Critical reviews: Fair
Press attention: Nominal

Sweet Georgia Breezes has completed most of an album and wonders what your audio engineers think of the songs on it. There's some potential for a single, but Sweet Georgia Breezes has not commented on whether they would like one to be released.

Evil Monkey is anxious to crank out a new single. They ask you about how/when you want them to do so.

The Bass-holes walk in. The three members, plus an engineer carrying a large array of woofers, tweeters, computers and keyboards (The bass holes do not play instruments themselves except for on certain tracks like Wocka Wocka)

They perform a lot of moderately-funky novelty rap songs while wearing their preposterous cheesecloths-draped-from-sombreros masks. The first three, "We Are Wild", "Make Ya Move" and "Freakit" are all along these lines. Next, they play a slow ballad number called "Behind the Mask". Although the lyrics could potentially be moving, the wavering nasily out-of-range vocals and the ultra cheesy 80's piano-pop instrumentals leave your engineers snickering. Next they perform "Wocca Wocca", a silly but catchy funk tune where they display their musical talent, as low-class as it might be. Next is their hit, Bass-Hole Bop, which is a nearly perfect rendition and which your engineers praise for being a "studio double". Then, after they had left you impressed, they come out with one of the worst pieces of music you have ever heard. "Kool Kidz" is a cheesy, synthy pop number which romanticizes the materialism and superficiality of middle-class teen life. Your engineers describe it as "We Built This City" without the soul. Then they dance about and do a brief rap, which they call "Woofers N Tweeters". After the audition they leave a business card on your desk and promptly leave.

I sign them immediately. I tell them to give me demos of their 5 favorite songs and I'll give them a space to record three.

Does anybody want to rekindle this thread or is it dead?

I do!