I feel like Il Duce is that creepy neighbor who peaks through his blinds then sneaks over into the neighbors garage and furiously sniffs the bike seat of their pre-teeen daughter after a springtime ride.

bikes aren't popular here

i did, however, when i was 15, peep at my neighbour's teen daughter just to catch her not wearing a brassierre

I hate this thread

Honestly Il Duce, write a life story lol

I want to find a mountain, climb up the mountain, climb down the mountain, walk around the mountain while whistling Dixie, then I want to get some icecream.

I want to be the coolest member on MB...convinced of my own supreme existance and superiorty.

...

you already lost that battle.

You are supposed to say

"I AM the coolest motherfucker on MB"

haha cute and weird =(

im the coolest fatherf*cker on MB =)