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View Poll Results: What does Vanilla do for a living?
Escort 1 5.88%
Model 1 5.88%
Unemployed 4 23.53%
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Old 02-03-2011, 05:15 PM   #31 (permalink)
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$1000 a night. If you want to play dress ups an extra $300 and another $1 for anal beads (it's my special).

Oh and yes I have modeled but currently working on a new portfolio before I go get more jobs.
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Old 02-03-2011, 05:17 PM   #32 (permalink)
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How much if I want you to dress down?

I have a trailer trash / chav fetish.
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Old 02-03-2011, 05:19 PM   #33 (permalink)
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$1000 a night.
FYI djchameleon: that's only $775 US.
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Old 02-03-2011, 05:20 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Okay well I'll need money to pay for bleaching my hair, getting a velvet tracksuit and a trucker cap. I've got the extra large g-string already so that's covered. Approximately $200, but to make it authentic, I'll get a hobo to do my hair and steal the clothes.
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Old 02-03-2011, 05:20 PM   #35 (permalink)
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hmmm 1k for the girlfriend experience? I think I will take that. No dressing up required. oh and of course you'll have to bring the anal beads so I will add the dollar for that.
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FYI djchameleon: that's only $775 US.
ahh good to know...yes I forgot about their currency rates being a tad bit lower than ours.
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Jump on this bargain while you can.
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Okay well I'll need money to pay for bleaching my hair, getting a velvet tracksuit and a trucker cap. I've got the extra large g-string already so that's covered. Approximately $200, but to make it authentic, I'll get a hobo to do my hair and steal the clothes.
I had something like this in mind

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To save myself $1 I will bring my own, home made anal beads.

So glad I collected acorns this past fall.
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Old 02-03-2011, 05:24 PM   #40 (permalink)
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I had something like this in mind

I can do that, I'll get my uncle to knock me up.
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