That dog has a very bad taste.

There is a silver lining. The dog licked his face later in the day.

I always have a copy of Queen II to hand, for emergencies.

You can have my copy of Night At The Opera should you ever get food poisoning.

Freddy Mercury is the ****! I have every single Queen album to date.

Seriously, look at this man.

http://catedral.weblog.com.pt/arquiv...-mercury-1.jpg

I'd let him wipe my ass.

A Kind of Magic is enough to make me feel as though I have food poisoning.

http://freddieforaday.odessastrings....ry-crowned.jpg

I bet you could get some serious wipeage done with that cape.

And the crown could be a handy portable toilet, for camping trips and festivals. Freddy's thought of everything.

That mic stand would work real well as a toilet roll holder too.

If only Freddy realised the many uses for all of his posessions. He seems to have wiped just across the top lip there.