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MoonlitSunshine 04-23-2011 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by s_k (Post 1040948)
I've had a car for 6 years now.
You can only take driving lessons here from your 18th birthday :)

Massive if over a 2 litre engine and they won't even give you a quote.

The Virgin 04-23-2011 12:26 PM

being a beautiful drag queen is the perfectest thing on earth:

(here are some girls from rupaul's drag race)


http://blog.vh1.com/files//2010/04/raven_interview.jpg

http://www4.images.coolspotters.com/...ez-profile.jpg

http://izzytequila.files.wordpress.c...nna400x300.jpg

http://img.poptower.com/pic-35384/ma...race.jpg?d=600

http://www.profimedia.si/photo/rupau...0089687974.jpg

CanwllCorfe 04-23-2011 01:10 PM

Uhh

DoctorSoft 04-23-2011 01:17 PM

Lmfao

Howard the Duck 04-23-2011 01:17 PM

those are horrendous transvestites

you dunno true ladyboy beauty

s_k 04-23-2011 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MoonlitSunshine (Post 1041077)
Massive if over a 2 litre engine and they won't even give you a quote.

1.6 and 0.6 litre engines here :D
The 1.6 is the most expensive one. Costs me about 300 euro's (about 250 pound I think) a year to insure. I'm 26. That helps. It would be about 500 euro's if I were still 22 or something.
The Other one is an oldtimer, this has a seperate insurance of 70 euro's a year.

Scarlett O'Hara 04-23-2011 10:30 PM

Ughh...anyway, back to pictures:

My car:

http://hummerblog.org/wp-content/upl...-hummer-h3.jpg

My instrument:

http://elitechoice.org/wp-content/up...rand_piano.jpg

Janszoon 04-23-2011 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1040918)
Well see you have your own transportation and you also aren't afraid of axe murderers coming out of the woods to KILL YOU in your sleep. That's the main reason why I can't live around a woody area like that.

Sounds like somebody watched a little too much Friday the 13th before bedtime.

djchameleon 04-23-2011 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1041338)
Sounds like somebody watched a little too much Friday the 13th before bedtime.

Jason is totally going to get me. I know it!

Freddy, Micheal and The Wishmaster were all playing Texas Hold 'Em together and are just waiting for me to go into the woods or live near it so they can murder me.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1041336)

Really? I call that the asshole mobile.

MoonlitSunshine 04-24-2011 02:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by s_k (Post 1041233)
1.6 and 0.6 litre engines here :D
The 1.6 is the most expensive one. Costs me about 300 euro's (about 250 pound I think) a year to insure. I'm 26. That helps. It would be about 500 euro's if I were still 22 or something.
The Other one is an oldtimer, this has a seperate insurance of 70 euro's a year.

Dunno why you're converting to pounds, ireland uses the euro :P

Insurance for a 1.6l engine for a male under 25 in Ireland, about 1.5k-2k euro.

On topic: What I would actually love to do is buy an island somewhere in the pacific, gather my best friends, and declare ourselves an autonomous nation :P

Howard the Duck 04-24-2011 02:42 AM

oh yeah I forgot, my ideal job:-

http://kennyjonesradio.com/wp-conten...ones-radio.jpg

replacing the one right at the bottom

Freebase Dali 04-24-2011 04:50 AM

My ideal life is one I happen to be living. I'm currently right in the middle of that grand illusion that shapes the decisions we make that never really turn out anything like we expect them to, but I'm currently unaware of it and how much time I'm wasting on the effort. It's utter bliss.

djchameleon 04-24-2011 06:28 AM

My Pet:

Siamese Cat two of them a male and female

http://www.catsofaustralia.com/image...t_necklace.jpg

My House:

http://www.tahiti-tourisme.de/downloads/4/Bungalow.jpg

On my own island of course.

My Vehicles:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_DfplXGUZTk.../vw_beetle.jpg

http://cerberus-international.com/im...8-close-up.jpg

http://ftnews.firetrench.com/wp-cont...119koala-3.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_GegPtSQsCU...0/G6_plane.jpg

gotta have a fucking G6

I would take my helicopter to the nearest airport where my G6 would be getting fueled up to take me whenever I needed to go to.

My Beatle will just have the shell but I would trick it out and give it a sick paint job and supe it up so much.

My Wife:

s_k 04-24-2011 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MoonlitSunshine (Post 1041426)
Dunno why you're converting to pounds, ireland uses the euro :P

Oh **** yeah. Stupid me :D. Sorry!
Euro's it is

Quote:

Insurance for a 1.6l engine for a male under 25 in Ireland, about 1.5k-2k euro.
Almost all my cars cost less than half that...
That's just stupid.

You know I love you Vanilla, but I just gotta say...
Quote:

Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1041342)
Really? I call that the asshole mobile.

HIGH FIVE!

Burning Down 04-24-2011 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1041342)
Really? I call that the asshole mobile.

Same here! I find that most people who drive H3's, or any Hummer, have some sort of inferiority complex. Like their truck is making them feel validated in some way.

simplephysics 04-24-2011 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1041575)
Same here! I find that most people who drive H3's, or any Hummer, have some sort of inferiority complex. Like their truck is making them feel validated in some way.

Seriously, and how many people who buy those things actually take it off roading, where you might need a something that huge to get around? Less than 5%, I'd bet. Hummers should be banned from the public, such a waste of space and resources.

Queen Boo 04-24-2011 09:33 AM

ha ha ha ha
You have a penis and I don't.

djchameleon 04-24-2011 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1041575)
Same here! I find that most people who drive H3's, or any Hummer, have some sort of inferiority complex. Like their truck is making them feel validated in some way.

lol it's like they are overcompensating for something.

In my post, I know that I posted about four different vehicles one of which includes a jet but still it's not like I'm going to be using that one all the time.

Thom Yorke 04-25-2011 04:43 PM

Lamborghini Murcielago (green)
http://lamborghini-murcielago.org/wp...Murcielago.jpg

EvilChuck 04-25-2011 04:47 PM

To add in what car I'd have, I'd have a Rolls Royce Phantom.

http://rolls-royce2011-designs.info/...om-price-2.jpg

Mainly because that is a car you dont drive, its a car you are driven in, which would mean I'd made it in life enough to be able to get someone to drive me around. Like the bamf that I am.

FETCHER. 04-25-2011 06:00 PM

My husband:
husband 1.
http://www.aceshowbiz.com/images/wen...enn2771459.jpg
husband 2.
http://img.listal.com/image/1449029/...avis-mccoy.jpg
My Pet:
this great dane and my current great dane <3
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JmpkIMgnzI...lest+dog+1.jpg
My Home:
winter home.
http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot...7_782765_n.jpg
summer home. int he hollywood hills ofc.
http://www.luxurylaunches.com/entry_...mb-450x346.jpg
My Car:
http://autoweek.com/storyimage/CW/20...ocus-RS500.jpg

it'd be my project to buy a scrapper and "renovate" it.
http://www.cheap.co.uk/insurance/ima...-cars/mini.jpg
My instruments:
i know nothing of instruments, id like to play these ones though
http://www.1designer-clothing.com/wp...iano-stage.jpg
http://www.drumza.com/images/PeaveyM...ingBassRed.jpg
http://scientists1.pbworks.com/f/1273870450/Flute.jpg

DoctorSoft 05-02-2011 02:26 AM

^ **** yeah. Little dogs can suck it yo.

FETCHER. 05-02-2011 02:42 AM

My dog likes to use my sisters jackrussell as a chew toy.



(not really, it's the opposite way around. Jack russell = bully)

djchameleon 05-02-2011 07:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theuglyorgan (Post 1046847)
^ **** yeah. Little dogs can suck it yo.

little dogs are awesome. That's the only kind I would get if I decided to get another dog.

Big dogs can suck it. I'm so over the whole waking him at the buttcrack of dawn to walk them in the cold and the snow.

http://www.bestbullysticks.com/blog/...h-terrier1.jpg

I want to get this one specifically, I hear they have a grumpy temperament

DoctorSoft 05-02-2011 09:50 AM

Big dogs are awesome cause you can let them run around town all day. Little dogs will get hit by a truck or something.

FETCHER. 05-02-2011 11:56 AM

I can be rough with my dog when we're playing. Little dog... Not so much. My friend has the exact same dog as the last one posted, his name is Angus. He's adorable and has a good temperament :)

s_k 05-02-2011 03:57 PM

Oh I can be pretty rough with our dog.
I'll make a movie sometime. She bites a bit too hard when playing though :D.
It's obviously playing, but she's got these little sharp teeths.
I don't want a dog. I love them, but I don't like the barking, I don't like walking them especially because you have to talk to other people as you dog wants to go to their dog. Blegh. But I like the creatures themselves. I don't mind the size, a small one is practical as you can pick it up as it doesn't want to walk or if anything happens to it.
I once had to carry a 45 kilogram Golden Retreiver. No thanks :D.

Still, cat person.
Fresh Frits Video!

WWWP 05-03-2011 12:02 AM

Uglyorgan inspired me to do one of my own.


I would live in this area
http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/...ess-food-1.jpg

In this house (which I would have built myself)
http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/ti...al-setting.jpg

With a companion, who would be a meld of:
Thoreau
http://www.barefootsworld.net/images/thoreau.jpg
The Tallest Man on Earth
http://www2.sk-static.com/images/med...507-341987.jpg
Elliott Smith
http://www.lyricsfreak.com/i/b_picture/20011857.jpg
Tom Waits
http://www.nndb.com/people/094/000024022/twaits-red.jpg
and
David Foster Wallace
http://www.nndb.com/people/495/000056327/dfw-sized.jpg

No pets, no career. Just freelance writing/ cathartic music making.
Preferably with something rugged and gorgeous as this.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ociUM18HYH...d_Acoustic.jpg

RVCA 05-03-2011 01:21 AM

^ epic win

Dr_Rez 05-03-2011 01:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EvilChuck (Post 1042384)
To add in what car I'd have, I'd have a Rolls Royce Phantom.
Mainly because that is a car you dont drive, its a car you are driven in, which would mean I'd made it in life enough to be able to get someone to drive me around. Like the bamf that I am.

I saw one of these near my apartment the other day and it was amazing. Good choice.

Howard the Duck 05-03-2011 01:56 AM

my ideal best friend and mentor:-

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/phot...sonlatimes.jpg

FETCHER. 05-03-2011 05:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by s_k (Post 1047136)
Oh I can be pretty rough with our dog.
I'll make a movie sometime. She bites a bit too hard when playing though :D.
It's obviously playing, but she's got these little sharp teeths.
I don't want a dog. I love them, but I don't like the barking, I don't like walking them especially because you have to talk to other people as you dog wants to go to their dog. Blegh. But I like the creatures themselves. I don't mind the size, a small one is practical as you can pick it up as it doesn't want to walk or if anything happens to it.
I once had to carry a 45 kilogram Golden Retreiver. No thanks :D.

I know you obviously can be rough with little dogs but they can't take as much of it, I used to have a jack russell under my roof before my sister moved out. I could easily push my dog 15ft across my house using my hands/feet and she'll come back at me like a bat out of hell, wanting pushed again. Small dogs get hurt in games like that.

highoctane93 05-05-2011 09:59 AM

perfect life??

1.Husband- too much drama and full of problems im stayin unwed
2. my house- made outta cardboard
3. my car- i like to walk and when it rains i can run like a bat outta hel* cuz i love cardio.
4. my kids- lets hope i dont have any

Insane Guest 05-05-2011 04:25 PM

Obviously, I'd want to be rich, but unlike most people, I would not want to go out and buy a mansion and a Ferrari...



A nice small 2 bedroom home with a pool and gym would be more than enough.

and a music/game room.

+

One of these...
http://cubenissan.net/wp-content/upl...Front-View.jpg

One of these...
http://retrothing.typepad.com/photos...d/mooglp_1.jpg

One of these...
http://www.drumza.com/images/ParkerF...tricGuitar.jpg

And a nice girl, I don't care about how "hot" she is, as long she isn't a bitch and likes Pink Floyd.

Oh and a medical card with this...

http://flomble.com/wp-content/upload...le-of-weed.jpg




Don't judge me.

djchameleon 05-05-2011 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lone Misfit (Post 1048926)

Judged for liking that toy/contraption of a car.

Insane Guest 05-05-2011 07:04 PM

It's ****ing unique, comfortable, and fun to drive.

RVCA 05-05-2011 08:51 PM

Totally judging your **** right now

Insane Guest 05-05-2011 09:37 PM

You too!? What you got against the cube, synth, guitar, or pile of green stuff?

Grote 05-07-2011 04:46 AM

be like a kobe bryant :basketbal

Dr_Rez 05-07-2011 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grote (Post 1049716)
be like a kobe bryant :basketbal

Except when he calls oriental reffs ****ing ***gots. Unless you have 100,ooo bucks to spare.


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