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Ska Lagos Jew Sun Ra 05-25-2011 08:29 PM
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I am dying here
Help him out of there!

Howard the Duck 05-26-2011 12:31 AM
I am Ambush Bug

Chrysalis 05-26-2011 01:27 AM
Those lemons I mentioned a while back?

They've set up a stereo and are blasting grindcore music right in my face.

It's 2:30 in the morning, I'm trying to sleep, and they won't stop until I buy them ruby slippers and a toilet that's been painted on by Salvador Dali, depicting a clock tower eating a cow.

Scarlett O'Hara 05-26-2011 05:37 AM
I'm eating my own warts. Hairs and all.

Howard the Duck 05-26-2011 05:43 AM
last night a DJ killed my wife

Zer0 05-26-2011 09:24 AM
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Originally Posted by khfreek (Post 1060004)
Oh, Team Machine!
I'm a pound of flesh in a drum machine's dream.
We watched crabs and lobsters eat a dead cop's throat and stuff our mouths with gutted stereos.
Oh, Team Machine!
Every single piano i've ever met in my life
never sounded as good as melted Casio keys
burning in a sea that sings out in 3-D.
Oh, that Laser Rain kept me up all night again
scratching at the window like a bright colored beast
howling at the dawn like an adulterous priest.
shake your hands like they're full of feathers.
shake your wings like they're laced with sound.
shake your skin like a scrambled tv.
gnash your teeth like a flamingo swarm.
and if your night unplugs its life.
blame it on the laser rain.
blame it on the laser rain.
Digital sunrise. Digital sunset.
Digital sunrise.
/does interpretive dance

FETCHER. 05-26-2011 10:56 AM
Today, a bird shat on my glasses and I was knocked down by a bus full of disabled children. FML.

Paedantic Basterd 05-26-2011 11:30 AM
Woke up this morning and my fish were full of ears.

Redfe 05-26-2011 11:42 AM
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The Bitch Box (Surrealist Version)
Can't stop clicking or else the windows will close on me and eat my limbs from the inside and dismember my organs.

someonecompletelyrandom 05-26-2011 01:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Pedestrian (Post 1060271)
Woke up this morning and my fish were full of ears.
I bet that made for quite the intense orgasm!


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